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OK. Looking at the serious issues raised by members of this forum.
I must advice people to check there batteries in there fly/mossie swatting bats.
Whilst recently becoming a bit of an expert at swatting i have unfortunately had a lower kill rate.
I hate to sound like a poor craftsman blaming his tools.
But i found the flies queueing up for a swat.
A little known fact is that flies given low voltage stimulation to there bodies acts like an electric form of viagra.
So guys.
Get the batteries charged up.
Give them the surprise of there hopefully, short lives.
Whilst i am on a roll.
Why didn't Bush declare war on mossies.
According to the WHO a child dies every 30 seconds from malaria.
A preventable diseaes.
Now isn't that something that has weapons of mass destruction.
A mossie.
Not as sexy as bombing granted.
And mossies don't have any oil.
Now i have probaly peed off Yanks.
And the Mosquito protection society.
I put thisto the forum.

Change your batteries in your swatting bats' and change the world. :twisted:
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Komf,

This is a perfect example of the biased press not reporting on anything good Bush did and only zeroing in on the bad stuff to destroy him.

Just please Google "George Bush against Malaria" and you will get more pages than you can read about him being the only leader in the world that cared about Africa and Africans and stopping malaria from killing babies there.

In twenty years, if any of us are still alive, GWB will be down in history as a much better, kinder, and gentler President than the current one.

It was the liberal media that never talked about anything he did right and made sure everything he did wrong was front page in large bold print.

Obama is destroying America faster than any politician has done with any country, but the media love him so you will never know it until it is too late for the country.

Again, please before you jump on me about my politics, just please Google "George Bush against Malaria".
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hhfarang wrote:Obama is destroying America faster than any politician has done with any country.
Still watching Fox then hhf? :wink:
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hhfarang wrote:Komf,

In twenty years, if any of us are still alive, GWB will be down in history as a much better, kinder, and gentler President than the current one.
Things could never get that bad.
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Still watching Fox then hhf?
Don't have much choice... every time I try to turn on the "Beeb", I get that new French news channel! :D
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Hey, after writing that last post, I switched on that "French News 24" channel, watched it for about and hour, and I quite like it. It may have the best and most varied international news coverage I've seen on any channel! :thumb:
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hhfarang wrote:Hey, after writing that last post, I switched on that "French News 24" channel, watched it for about and hour, and I quite like it. It may have the best and most varied international news coverage I've seen on any channel! :thumb:
Yep! Watch Fox, France 24, and Al Jazeera, and you get news coverage from just about every angle. 8)
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Interesting to get a Froggy perspective BUT what happened to the BBC then?
Thais didn't pay broadcasting rights bill ??
As for Malaria - bring back Dieldrin/Aldrin the most effective control against that mosquito born disease Or let them (the victims) die. Maybe they can have a mosquito cull similar to Chairman Mao's fly program. Be a bugger to count though!
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