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I refuse to accept that there is any meaningful life north of Watford... :shock:
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The lady watching the Cup Final with me on saturday commented that she didn't realise there were so many negroes in England. (Cole, Bosingwa, Mikel, Essien, Malouda, Anelka, Drogba, Yobo, Lescott, Pienaar, Saha, Vaughan), any more? Not sure about Howard!
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These two obviously don't :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Subject: Lucky Man Marries Thai Twins!
(Translated from the Thai Rath Newspaper)

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously.

On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.

Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

'When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darn impossible - I adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide which one of them to chat up....!'
He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, 'I love you and want to marry you BOTH''

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along that they wished to marry the same man!

'It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man' the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:-
"And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai?", to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile.

'Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'
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:shock:

Is that legal ?.

The dirty lucky bast**d. :clap: :dance: :dance: :dance:

They are pretty as well, as I read the story with pics, a few months ago.

Two wives and only one MIL, that has got to be a result in anyones book. :mrgreen:
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Holy Shizzle,

As a single man anyone know where lists are posted of births from pre 1988, must be a few twins in there!!
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MartinHHG wrote:Holy Shizzle,

As a single man anyone know where lists are posted of births from pre 1988, must be a few twins in there!!


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I'm a twin but I'm spoken for. :D

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hmmm now busy looking through the profiles on TwinLoveLinks dot com :P
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I can understand why the girls from Issan wish to marry a non Thai, In the first year of being married to my wife AND her family, a new family house arrived, a new motorbike arrived and more farm land was leased. My wife would drive round the village in our new car and you could see the look on so many beautiful young girls faces that said "I am going to marry me one of those" and off to Pattaya they go, not really understanding what they are walking into. My wife admits that in an ideal world she would have chosen a younger husband but as she say's its not an ideal world and it is not just the financial side that is better than marrying a Thai but that in general the girls are treated more as equals and not slaves and it is almost excepted that Thai men will have a few bits on the side.
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beachyhead wrote:My wife would drive round the village in our new car and you could see the look on so many beautiful young girls faces that said "I am going to marry me one of those".
Marry a Toyota!?!? Just when you think you've seen it all :D

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Marry a Toyota!?!? Just when you think you've seen it all
That's probably legal in Massachusetts and California! :D :D
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Sorry about that the wording was a bit a off, I think I should have read it before posting !! but you get my drift. Mind you marrying a Toyota may have its good points, it would carry the whole Thai family around, I think my middle name is Toyota !!
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hey boys! and what about to marry italian men? :guns: :guns: :thumb:

remember my first time in Thailand (1991): every issan girl I met when she knew that i was italian, said "italy kiniaw!!!!" "italy chachoo!!!" but i didn't know the meaning!!! :mrgreen:

Afterwards, seeing that Issan girls did not like the Italians, I've married a Thai girl :thumb:

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leo65 wrote:hey boys! and what about to marry italian men?
Thanks for the offer Leo but I'm already married to a Thai lady too :D

I worked for an Italian company once and the one's we used to socialise with were really friendly and a great laugh to go out with, some were generous, some were kineeow, no different to any other country in my view.
There was one strange thing though, if you accidentally bumped into one of them in the corridor at work they used to roll around several times on the floor then wave an imaginery card, not sure what that was all about!?!?

Welcome to the forum mate :cheers:

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Super Joe wrote:...some were generous, some were kineeow
you know... italians are kineeow with "lady bar" not with good friends :cheers:
Super Joe wrote:... wave an imaginery card, not sure what that was all about!?!?
i really don't know too!!! :D
Super Joe wrote:Welcome to the forum mate :cheers:
thank you :D

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Condoking wrote: ... Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously...
HERO!!!! :shock: how can he tough it out! two wives!!!! I got just one and sometime I can't support her! :shock:

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