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Dear Wanderlust,

Our new maid made a pass at me today while the Mrs. wasn't home. I'm at a loss as to what to do, although I know what I would like to.

She's a perky young thing of 26 and I don't know why the Mrs. hired her as all the others looked like scullery staff, not this one. Tight buns and long legs.

Do you think ok to ask the Mrs. to allow her to do a massage from time to time, or am I being set up? Aroused in Rayong
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A geordie ex-colleage of mine fired his maid after he got drunk and slept with her one night. He said he didn't want her touching his food after handling the contents of his underwear!
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How about a photo of her Pete, so we can all judge for ourselves and then give you better advice... :D :D :D :D
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hhfarang wrote:How about a photo of her Pete......
HHF, I hacked Pete's computer while he was out yesterday and....well..

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Dear Wanderlust, as you are a family man, perhaps some social pointers for Pete might be a good idea, he's not too old yet. :wink:
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At least keep it Asian!

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^

Look at the state of that window! :cuss:
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Well, you know how they like to "work" dude. The temptation to forgive is always strong though. :wink:

Didn't know you cracked Pete's computer as well BaaBaa. So many "images" available. Wanderlust has his work cut out for him on this one. :cheers:
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BaaBaa. wrote:Look at the state of that window! :cuss:
BaaBaa, Mrs D-M's cousin says she's sorry about the window, but it was raining. Nobody is quite sure how the scratches on the frame occurred. Mice, perhaps?

She's available for bar-mitzvahs and does singing telegrams in a costume of your choice for a very reasonable price. (PM only)

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dtaai-maai wrote:
BaaBaa. wrote:Look at the state of that window! :cuss:
BaaBaa, Mrs D-M's cousin says she's sorry about the window.
Its a small world DM! I can't believe my GFs ugly sister is related to your lady. :shock:
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Pete,

Wanderlust told me to tell you to fire her immediately, and send me her phone number for proper counseling.
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migrant wrote:Wanderlust told me to tell you to fire her immediately, and send me her phone number for proper counseling.
Is that because she does a good 'grease down and shiatsu'? :mrgreen:
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Thanks for the laugh guys, I need cheering up :D I'm down for the count with the moo flu as is the wife and daughter. We all got hit at the same time and started feeling like crap on Wednesday and got tested on Thursday. It's really not that much different than a regular flu, just that the truck that ran over you seems a bit heavier. The wife has relatives here now running the place as we can do nothing but sit, sleep, hurt etc.

Lomu, you had a bad flu a few weeks ago, was it the moo variety? Pete :cheers:
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Lomus' flu was probably more the 'elephant' variety :wink:
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Lomus' flu was probably more the 'elephant' variety
Mags, I made this a while ago and sent it to Lomu to use as his avatar but he hasn't put it up yet...

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Get better Pete!
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Thanks for the pic Baa Baa the webbing brought back some very fond memories of my army days :shock: :roll: :oops: :wink: :wink:
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