He's playing in the water, she’s standing on the shore not wanting to get
Her feet wet,
When all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.
The water recedes, and the boy is no longer there.
He was swept away.
The grandma holds her hands to the sky, screams, and cries Lord, my God, how could you? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother? Haven't I been a wonderful mother? Haven't I kept a kosher home? Haven't I given to charity? Haven't I lit candles every Friday night? Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?'
A voice booms from the sky, 'All right. Already!
A moment later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach.
As the water recedes, the boy is standing there.
He is smiling and splashing around as if nothing had ever happened.
The voice booms again. 'I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?'
She responds,
'He had a hat.'
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