We have had the hokey kokey so now I will explain the circle dance it goes like this:-
Once upon a time in the asylum a lunatic asked for a laptop
Lunatic “A” wants a web site so he sets one up and he proceeds to compose a conspiracy a dash of truth, a twist of lies, a splash of sensationalism, plenty of scare and fear juice, a dollop of warped logic and copious amounts of bull crap. What it is about just doesn’t really matter there are more than enough conspiracies to go round.
Just enough truth to get the punters in, not too much BS to put them off but scare the crap out of them so they keep coming back for more and updated with the odd outrageous statement to tickle the taste buds a dead cert winner
Now here is the kicker he fills his website with advertising which pays him for every hit and he sells STUFF and especially his books plural he is too damn devious to put it all in one book and he is on a nice little earner
Now the dance begins because every inmate of the asylum has a laptop/website and they are all into conspiracy theories and so they CONSPIRE and plot and at the lunatics annual general meeting lunatic “A” we can call him Adams and Lunatic “J” we can call him Jones come up with a Baldrick
(A cunning plan) because the asylum needs more lunatics and more hits from the gullible
“A” says to “J” if I link to you I get a hit you get a hit and then if you link to me you get a hit and I get a hit double bubble
But “J” who is stark raving mad but not stupid (an insane genius in fact) says hey lets link every body in the nut house and invite anybody that has a website of crap to join forget double bubble with all this interlinking it could be trillion bubble what with our books shampoo STUFF hosepipes funnels and do a deal with Starbucks guess what we will all be able to buy our own huge luxury asylums (except in Thailand section 4 land act) jeezus man we can have the gullible bouncing from one website to the next go round in a circle and start all over again the hit numbers will go through the roof the ad revenues cheques will have to be delivered on articulated flatbed trucks there will be so many zeros on them. But best of all we wont have to pay to advertise the gullible will be out there doing it for us all for free they will be on every forum in the world
You see lunatic “A” & “J” both knew the gullible would get even the people that know these people are lunatics to log on just to prove the gullible were gullible
And so we can say that as the lunatics queued stood one behind the other naked waiting to go into the shower the front one cried please form a circle and The Conspiracy circle dance was born
Not treading on your satire copyright SM67 I hope
The circle dance in a square house
The circle dance in a square house
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not at all old chum...made me giggle and i can guess who A is
by the way, Im about half way through the Smiley downloads so hopefully before I go back to the UK for a visit in Dec I will have em done for you
chiin chin ship mateys
by the way, Im about half way through the Smiley downloads so hopefully before I go back to the UK for a visit in Dec I will have em done for you
chiin chin ship mateys
"Science flew men to the moon. Religion flew men into buildings."
"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
i dont know if or how many watched BBC world destroy the 7/7 conspiracy theorists last night i watched it from start to almost the finish.
Item by item they dismantled it and threw all the BS doubletalk and blatant lies in the dustbin it was quite comical as i compared it to the dance in a square house
I said to almost the finish because My sides were splitting so much when they tracked down the main pusher of this conspiracy theory to the most loopy looking eedjit you could imagine called Hill using a muslim name as a pseudonym living in Ireland why was i laughing on HIS website he declares himself as the risen messiah
only one word i can say for any fool that believes that theory
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Item by item they dismantled it and threw all the BS doubletalk and blatant lies in the dustbin it was quite comical as i compared it to the dance in a square house
I said to almost the finish because My sides were splitting so much when they tracked down the main pusher of this conspiracy theory to the most loopy looking eedjit you could imagine called Hill using a muslim name as a pseudonym living in Ireland why was i laughing on HIS website he declares himself as the risen messiah
only one word i can say for any fool that believes that theory
---------------------------------JEEEEZUS
A Greatfull Guest of Thailand
But you know something Sarge, that programme is yonks old and despite the evidence the guy's a dick, there are still folk out there that think the programme set out to demonise him and that the beeb are nowt but beelzebub's propoganda machine in the pay of the illumaniti (spelling?), or whatever their current name is alleged to be?
Talk is cheap
