Dear Wanderlust

[Guess]

Gents and Wanderlust

Thanks for advice regarding my pussy. The fishing trip is organised for tomorrow evening (about 5:AM) and the milking stool is on order.

As for the Chelsea defeat I need very much to talk to an Aresnal supporter who have now managed to adapt very well to being beaten at home.

Before anybody reminds me Werder Bremen beat Juventus 3 2.

[Bamboo Grove]

Aresnal supporter who have now managed to adapt very well to being beaten at home.

How did you know that my missus and kids beat me?

[chelsea]

OK lads, it has taken all day fpr someone to mention it, so I suppose the flood gates will now be opening.
Truth is it is only half time and hope that in the next match we will play with 11 playes for the whole of the match. It is hard enough to win against a team like Barcalona, let alone play with 10 men for about an hour.
The commentators kept bringing up the state of the pitch and refrences to "Stamford Beach" etc.
Well there are enough South Americans in the Barca side for it not to affect them. Arn't they supposed tp play all their early footbal on the beaches of Brazil Etc. With that in mind there should be no complaints from their end.

[Jaime]

B-A-R-C-E-L-O-O-O-O-O-O-N-A-A-A-A-A-A-A !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guess]

How did you know that my missus and kids beat me?

I could not figure out how else you could of got a boat like that.

[Guess]

B-A-R-C-E-L-O-O-O-O-O-O-N-A-A-A-A-A-A-A !!!!!!!!!!!!

Strangely one of the few men in the world who is capable of out witting Eto'o and Ranaldinio is the very same man who was sent off in disputable circumstances.

Lets us see what happens in the Neu Camp when the Barking Barcas have to play aginst eleven men.


C-H-E-L-S-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A??????????????

This is of course based on the assumption that Spanish Air Traffic Control actually allow the aircraft to land.

Chelsea have a cunning plan. On the night before the match the Barkers will be taken to a Taboo promotion party.

One crate of Taboo is on offer from me for the correct nomination of Barca's Oscar nominantion candidate.

Two bottle of Taboo are on offer for the person who can name the first Barker to roll over fifteen times after tripping over a blade of grass and then holding his balls for ten minutes..

[Jockey]

Dear Lusty,
I woke up this morning feeling good and didn't know why (why I felt good, not why I woke up that is). Now good you tell me did it have something to do with Chelskie losing last night against Barca?

Which bar does "Good" work in?

[cushion]

bubbles

[Randy Cornhole]

football-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Overpaid twats who are ladyboys. give me strength these arseholes are fu**in wa**ers of the righest order.CAN YOU NOT SEE. ARE YOU ALL BLIND!!

[Jaime]

B-A-R-C-E-L-O-O-O-O-O-O-N-A-A-A-A-A-A-A !!!!!!!!!!!!

Strangely one of the few men in the world who is capable of out witting Eto'o and Ranaldinio is the very same man who was sent off in disputable circumstances.

Lets us see what happens in the Neu Camp when the Barking Barcas have to play aginst eleven men.


C-H-E-L-S-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A-E-A??????????????

This is of course based on the assumption that Spanish Air Traffic Control actually allow the aircraft to land.

Chelsea have a cunning plan. On the night before the match the Barkers will be taken to a Taboo promotion party.

One crate of Taboo is on offer from me for the correct nomination of Barca's Oscar nominantion candidate.

Two bottle of Taboo are on offer for the person who can name the first Barker to roll over fifteen times after tripping over a blade of grass and then holding his balls for ten minutes..

Guess, there is only one response to that:

B-A-R-C-E-L-O-O-O-O-O-O-N-A-A-A-A-A-A-A !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jaime]

football-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Overpaid twats who are ladyboys. give me strength these arseholes are fu**in wa**ers of the righest order.CAN YOU NOT SEE. ARE YOU ALL BLIND!!

Sorry Randy, what was I thinking!? But you should know that I was brain washed as a child and my above contribution to a discussion on the one dimensional world of the round ball is actually driven more by ingrained pseudo-nationalistic dogma than by a love for the game!

[Guess]

Football is one played dimensionally from a philosophical perception but geomentrically it is three dimensional. There are some explorational pundits who claim that is actually four dimensional.

When the mighty West Londoners arrive on Spanish soil (or should it be sand) (and of course subject to the world famous Spanish Atr Traffic Control) things may be different. I think Chelsea (the poster) has summed up the situation correctly. When the Chelsea blues play on the perfect Barker pitch with a full compliment of eleven men things may be different.

Anyway Jaime, a bottle of Lao Kao is waiting for you if I am wrong.

[Guess]

B-A-R-C-E-L-O-O-O-O-O-O-N-A-A-A-A-A-A-A !!!!!!!!!!!!

B-A-R-K-A-L-O-N-E-T-H-E-N

[Jaime]

B-A-R-K-A-L-O-N-E-T-H-E-N

Well, even if it means I am a lone voice I have never been one to jump on a bandwagon - whether it be called Manchester Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea!

[Guess]

Dear Wanderlust,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

Biker Billy.