Yonks ago when we bought the Honda brand new at the Honda Dealer in Petchaburi (HH was not open then).
The car was ready for the Tuesday morning at the showroom.

Someone had been to 'See the monk' - and was advised that it would be unlucky to take delivery of the car anytime other than 09.00 on the Thursday.


Anyway - I digress - back to the plot

We were also advised to drive out of the showroom in a Northerly direction - for extra good luck.

Thursday 08.50 arrived and all was ready - bank draft delivered, vehicle checked and all was ok.
SO
I drove out of the showroom turned right (NORTH) and proceeded to stop - facing a brick wall

What ARE you doing? says Mrs.T
EXACTLY AS YOU SAY - says I

Don't take the piss says Mrs.T
I'm NOT says I
Anyway - a few weeks later I received a phone call whilst working in Taiwan
'Darling - your car (It's always MINE when something is wrong) - I've hit a bollard whilst parking and there has been some minor damage'....................
So much for the Monk's good luck says I.............click
Mrs.T - who is normally an excellent driver - did not talk much for a week or two
But the Monk got changed - we now have a different one.

What can I say


