Immediately after the phone call i had reservations not because of money not because of accomodation i am quite flush cash wise at the moment and they always sleep on the floor settee and spare mattress. Was it his drinking the Hong Thong whiskey no he only drinks a few beers Mrs Sarge is the alcoholic in the family
So what the hell could i possibly have reservations about the answer is simple what the hell can i keep him occupied with.
Over the years i have been here it has always galled me that Thai men are painted as being lazy as if dole and social security fiddlers dont exist
My BinL comes and works non stop from the minute he arrives to the minute he leaves NO NIL NANA amount of imploring him to take it easy has any effect he just CANNOT sit still.
It is a given he will clean out and sort the drains down the side of my hovel it is a given every Moto Sigh will be washed cleaned and polished it is a given that every FAN will be stripped down to nuts and bolts cleaned and reassembled it is a given he will use my high pressure cleaner to clean the concrete in my alley the stonewash at the front of the house and every mosquito mesh on all doors and windows.
NO PROBLEM you may think har dee har har hes staying THREE WHOLE DAYS what is he gonna do on day two and three i say
I got my answer today he arrived at 1400 hours yesterday the compulsory greeting and into the kitchen and he prepared this raw blood and chillie concoction that lifts paint of a battleship having had his repast and a beer and whilst I was engrossed in the tour de france he stripped and cleaned all the fans
I went to bed and arose at 0915 at my age it is imperative and vital for my wellbeing to require a dump people of my age should be able to relate to how it is infinitely more desireable than 6 months of 99% OFF on all Bintabaht purchases.
Imagine my horror to find that the shithouse door was not there??? dumping in front of an audience is just not on my calendar so of I went to look for the door low and behold i found it outside with BinL beavering away at it
It was catching when you close it he said
He had cleaned the Moto Sighs and got BORED all before 0915
It is piddleing down so the drains and stonewash and mesh will keep him occupied tomorrow morning The Shithouse door is now working perfectly but I haven’t had a dump
I am worried about this afternoon and terrified about Wednesday i just keep muttering Shithouse door Shithouse door
since you dont have enough work for the obviously bored guy to do 
Pete 