Beer Prayer

[migrant]

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Barmen!

[sandman67]

The Drinkers Credo

I believe in one Voddy
The Father of Oblivion
The maker of all women beautiful.
I believe in one Grolsh
The second best Dutch export
And its only brother
The divine Hieneken.
For with them all things are good.
I believe in one openening hour - April 1st,
In one closing hour - March 31st,
And the universal right to sing New York New York at 5am.
I look forward from one pint to the next
Safe in the knowledge that it will cost less than back home
And in the surity that the bar lass will take me home,
Screw me senseless, then leave before breakfast.
And when oblivion comes, it will do so
In your cool wet foamy embrace
For ever and ever
Ah....burp.