The Irony Of It All redux

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The Irony Of It All redux

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Content warning: This one may stray into male chauvanist pig land very very early on.

Ive only just become aware of this so bear with me.... its just so frickin funny its beyond belief.

Meet Miss USA 2010
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Hubba Hubba eh? Phwooooooar! Nice cheekbones.....seriously. Her name - Miss Rima Fakih :wink: :wink: :wink:

y can see where this is going now....

So... it turns out that the very lovely Miss Fakih (snigger snigger oo er) is.... wait for it...

A MUSLIM!

Well...if she aint the poster child for banning the burkah I dont know who is!

Anyways..... Miss Fakih (oo er) holds the world record for Miss USA sex scandals. Within one hour of being crowned the scandals hit the press.... seems Miss Fakih (oo er) has an interesting ex career.

SHES AN EX POLE DANCING STRIPPER!!!!

Frickin excellent....couldnt get any better really could it.

now for the real laughs.....

You can see the backroom judging discussions:

"yeah lets vote for the muslim...we have a black president so why not a muslim Miss USA??? Makes us look all inclusive like"....

However, you can guess the reaction from the muslim world:

Those infidels have made one of Allahs children strip off for money in public, now they make her a national icon! This Jezebel! This whore! Get me the press...its fatwa time! Alllauah Akbar!!!!!

Not that Im saying who is Miss USA should ever be a matter of foriegn policy decision making, but Y gotta admit that making a ex stripper lapsed muslim who walks around in a bikini most of her day your national representative is a poor choice really given the prevailing climate.....

sometimes life is just soooooooo funny.

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Yeah, couldn't make stuff up as good as that. Bet the mullahs are frothing at the mouth with that one, that lot pretty much conjures up everything to set them off.

She's smoking hot though.
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No doubt she's a pretty lass, she sure as hell beats the usual blonde Barbie doll impersonators they normally pick.

Is it me or does her right arm look a tad wierd? Too skinny at the top. And what's she doing with a syringe in her hand?

You should've saved this one for the caption competition SM. :wink:

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vs wrote -
Is it me or does her right arm look a tad wierd? Too skinny at the top.
She looks mighty fine to me... 8)

I certainly woudn't kick her into touch just because she sports a withered appendage.
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I'm originally from Michigan, Detroit where she lives I believe. Now a big Muslim and Middle Eastern community there.

Big headlines here when she was picked and when the pole dancing was noticed (ummm that's what brought it to my attention :oops: )

Beautiful though!!
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So...

Hands up who's for banning the burkah?

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Sorry but my irony meter just went off the scale and blew a gasket..this is like Christmas...the joke that just keeps on giving....
Inside Edition caught up with Fakih backstage as she rehearsed for the Miss Universe Pageant in Las Vegas on Monday.

Fakih says she backs President Obama regarding freedom of religion, but says that there should be sensitivity as to where the NYC mosque is built, and that she does not think it is appropriate to be built near Ground Zero.

Rima Fakih: "I totally agree with President Obama with the statement on Constitutional rights of freedom of religion. I also agree that it shouldn't be so close to the World Trade Center. We should be more concerned with the tragedy than religion."
So not only is she a bad bad naughty muslim pole dancing stripper beauty queen, shes anti-mosque!

Classic.....

(is nobody gonna make the very obvious camel toe comment....ah well....beat y to it)

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Randy wrote


"I certainly woudn't kick her into touch just because she sports a withered appendage".

There are a lot of guys who visit Thailand for the Lady boys, who say the same thing RC. :wink:

As for the Burka, I think those eyes would look good peeking through a letterbox slit.

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is nobody gonna make the very obvious camel toe comment....ah well....beat y to it
I'm either getting too old to care :shock: or my eyes are going bad! I had to look back at the photo after the above comment SM and you're right... it's there plain as day and I missed it! :oops:
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HHF.....

mate at least you can say you AREN'T a filthy minded grubby perverted dirty old man.....

I cant ;-)

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