Better sex please: We're Thai

[Norseman]

Some breaking news from the Bangkok Post:

Thais claim they are getting less satisfying sex than almost any other nationality in the world. That's according to a study by the Archives of Sexual Behavior, which ranks 29 countries in order of sexual satisfaction among 40-to-80-year-olds.

Sex is best in Austria, at least according to people who live there, with 71 percent smiling over their sex sessions. But just one-in-four Japanese say they are satisfied.

And the other countries in the bottom five are Taiwan, China, Indonesia - and Thailand.

A sex expert says the findings show cultures with relationships based on equality offer more satisfaction for both genders. Sociologist Edward Laumann says male-centered societies often discount sexual pleasure for women. Researchers contacted 27-thousand-500 people by phone, in person or by mail. The maker of Viagra paid for the study.

Smiling and Grumpy:

TOP FIVE

1. Austria: 71.4 percent satisfied with their sex lives.
2. Spain: 69%.
3. Canada: 66.1%.
4. Belgium: 64.6%.
5. United States: 64.2%.

BOTTOM FIVE
25. Thailand: 35.9%.
26. China: 34.8%.
27. Indonesia: 33.9%.
28. Taiwan: 28.6%.
29. Japan: 25.7%.

One reason why women are so dissatisfied is that "evolution hasn't caught up with us," said lead researcher Edward Laumann, a sociology professor at the University of Chicago.

"Women are very sensitive to the quality of a relationship and when those things aren't in good order they're not interested," he said in a telephone interview. "It's a way of regulating (pregnancy) and protecting the children."

Another reason for lower levels of sexual satisfaction among women is a lack of foreplay, which is particularly problematic in male-dominated cultures in Asia and the Middle East, Laumann said.

"On entry it takes four minutes (for men) to ejaculate on average. Women need 11 minutes. That's why foreplay is so important," he said.

"In 75% of the cases the men report always having an orgasm. With women only 26% say they always have one, although 45% of men believe their partners always have an orgasm."

[lomuamart]

Jeeze,
We better get out there and satisfy those Thai ladies PDQ

[seasider]

Jeeze,
We better get out there and satisfy those Thai ladies PDQ

Form an orderly queue please

SS

[johnnyk]

Get friendly with a Thai woman and ask her about seks with Thai man.
It amounts to:
1) Jump on
2) Thrust madly for up to a minute, blow wad
3) Roll off
4) Snore

[Burger]

Well I for one do not have any problems. I am brilliant at sex, I come everytime

Burger

[pommy]

The older you get the better you get...I can finish in half the time I used to!
Seriously though in my experiance if you show some respect and attention to a Thai girl she will respond accordingly and give you the best time you ever had.

[Bamboo Grove]

I've heard that Aussie foreplay goes like this: The man turns to his bella and says: "Are you awake, babe?"

[Kraka's Dad]

I thought it was more like "Brace yourself Shiela" !

[tuktukmike]

Norseman wrote,

"On entry it takes four minutes (for men) to ejaculate on average.

Christ, they must be on overtime.

It is all about timing, during football you know that there is a 15min half time interval, so you must allow time for a tinnie recharge, a sandwich, and what time is left devote to your other half,

The perfect plan for a long relationship.

Les Battersby.

[johnnyk]

I've heard that Aussie foreplay goes like this: The man turns to his bella and says: "Are you awake, babe?"

First he punches her on the shoulder...

[seasider]

I thought it was more like "Brace yourself Shiela" !

I thought it went like this:

Him: "Do you fancy a shag"

Her: "No"

Him: "Well do you mind lying down while I have one?"



SS

[Randy Cornhole]

In an English bedroom -
"hello darling can I please have sex tonight"
"If you must, but pull down my nightie when you've finished"
LOL.

[Mongo Slade]

Men tend to be more visual and women more verbal, often the best way to satisfy a woman is to just hold her and make love to her mind. The mind and body are connected, as we all know.

[Wanderlust]

Yes, that's why we like to **** their brains out!

[Burger]

I started seeing this girl and she was sex mad, we used to do it 3 times a day, every day for 6 months.
One day she said to me, "Paul, the novelty is starting wear off a bit now, do you fancy doing something a bit different, a bit kinky ?"
I naturally said "yeah, yeah, what you got in mind ?"
She said "do you fancy doing it in my 'other' hole ?"
I replied "f*** off love, you might get pregnant!"


Boom Boom