If I were Prime Minister I would imprison all the preachers of hate spewing their bile on the streets of Britain, those without citizenship would be deported.
The ethnic minorities who constantly try to make our country a more dangerous place would be offered the opportunity to go to the country of their roots, their British passport revoked and never be allowed to return.
We would withdraw from the EU but still be a part of the economic system (Switzerland seem to be doing OK)
We would withdraw from the European Court of Human Rights and leave it to our judicial system to do the right thing by our citizens.
And most importantly I would ban any Man U fan who didn`t live in the Greater Manchester area from all home matches at Old Trafford.
Please feel free to add to the list.
If I were Prime Minister I would.....
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Ah, the second conditional (if, then)..........
If I were PM of Blighty..............I can't say on the open forum, I'd be banned.
If I were PM of Blighty..............I can't say on the open forum, I'd be banned.
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I would be the richest man in the country for sure. Making profits everywhere i can.
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Somehow Johan I doubt whether you'd get many votesJohan wrote:I would be the richest man in the country for sure. Making profits everywhere i can.
Are you related to SLS of the raving loonie party by chance?
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It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Well, thaksin did the same and got lot of votes. That's why i said that, it's seem to be a good strategy.
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If I were Prime Minister the following would be on my manifesto
1) Marijuana would immediately become a declassified substance, and made into a controlled substance on the same lines as alcohol and tobacco. It would be opensly sold in controlled shops, taxed and subject to the same use and supply regime as alcohol and tobacco.
2) Law enforcement money saved from the wasteful anti-cannabis campaign would be redirected to increased community policing such as walk thebet beat coppers, community liaison coppers, coppers who focus on old people in the community. We arrest burglars and muggers and con men, not dope smokers and weed dealers.
3) debt collection against bank bail out bungs would be leveied personally against any bank CEO who awards themselves fat pay bonuses or cherrys. Banks would be made to pay back their bungs in 5 one year increments. Dont pay...nationalised assets.
4) Student Loans would be scrapped, and a debt repayment moratorium applied to extant loans. Enforcement of coroprate tax payment, and cleaning up and closing of all offshore loopholes would ensure adeqauet tax income to cover this. Murdoch Grant and Fayed to be top of the IRS visit list.
5) The faith school system would be scrapped within 2 years. No more faith school selection systems - all schools open to local students on a priority basis. National curriculum strictly enforced with no leeway for religious bent. No exclusions for any faith. All schools to be secular within 2 years. No further funding for any faith based school. No OFSTEAD recognition for any faith based curriula content. Faith In Education laws to be repealed - no further requirement for curricula and day content.
6) The 20 Bishop peer seats in the House of Lords to be reassigned to secular peers.
7) Unemployed are to be offered the opportunity to do national government works such as road buiding, parks maintainance etc for a decent minimum wage a la 1930s German social works systems. where possibel training to be given on a vocational basis. Govt funding for works development programs such as public ammenaties, parks, sports facilities etc to be increased in line.
8 ) The NHS to be overhauled and put back on a socialised medicine basis a la France.
9) No more dole scounging clerics, bearded barbarians who preach hate, or other asylum shoppers. Come to the UK, learn English, work, pay taxes....or bye bye. Asylum to be better managed with people who actually do apply the UNHR rules.
10) Your taxes go up by a penny or two in the pound to pay for these points....tax and spend. Be assured that the pain will be applied to corporate tax avoiders as a priority though...so maybe in year 2 your taxes go down again.
11) All troops withdrawn from Afghanistan and Iraq. Military spending to be cut by minimum 10% per year for next 5 years. No more expensive policing actions in the boonies. No more fancy toys that sit doing nothing. Refocus military on asymetrical warfare using increased levels of "special forces" and lower levels of regular troops/planes/tanks/subs. Navy to be maintained at current levels...for now. We are a pissy little island....lets have a military to suit.
12) Legalise prostitution and brothels, and set up inspection and regulation body to monitor these using police who are redundant due to sensible drugs enforcement and targetted NHS staff. Tax em.
13) Smoking back in pubs, business initiatives to revitalise the trade.
14) Drastically increased support for schools, libraries, museums and public learning centres, especially ones which concern our own rich natural and industrial history. Stevenson, Brunel, Alan Turing, Fred Dibnah and other luminaries to be recognied with special "days".
15) Football, Rugby Tennis and Cricket coverage to be nationalised, taken out of Murdochs hands, and piped into TVs on a free basis. Park and sports fields to be funded and maintained better by government.
16) Full proportional representation in the House of Commons. Peerage award system to be made subject to public votes and vetos. Baroness Warsi to be de-peered.
17) Strict enforcement of hate speech laws in respect of EDL, and any bearded muslim barbarians who choose to picket courts and funerals waving banners advocating violence. Lock em up, deport the haters.
18) Sharia courts to be declared illegal and existing ones currently recognised closed down. One law for all.
19) Funding for arts and film to be maintained at decent levels. BBC to be subject to an arse kicking and made to refund news and world services.
20) retirement and pension age set at 60. Pensions to be increased to a decent level.
21) MP expenses and grants to be overhauled and increase systems made subject to a constituency veto/vote. Public declarations to be strictly enforced for all MPs and associated staff. Failure to disclose made a full fraud offence under the Theft Act, no privilidge applied. Second home payments to be removed. Travel expesnes for personal vehicles removed - public transport to be used.
22) Renationalise public transport. Put Stelios in charge of it.
23) Scrap the royal family payments. They are rich as hell, let them pay their own bills.
Just some ideas..... so vote Sandman.... you know it makes sense you slags!
1) Marijuana would immediately become a declassified substance, and made into a controlled substance on the same lines as alcohol and tobacco. It would be opensly sold in controlled shops, taxed and subject to the same use and supply regime as alcohol and tobacco.
2) Law enforcement money saved from the wasteful anti-cannabis campaign would be redirected to increased community policing such as walk thebet beat coppers, community liaison coppers, coppers who focus on old people in the community. We arrest burglars and muggers and con men, not dope smokers and weed dealers.
3) debt collection against bank bail out bungs would be leveied personally against any bank CEO who awards themselves fat pay bonuses or cherrys. Banks would be made to pay back their bungs in 5 one year increments. Dont pay...nationalised assets.
4) Student Loans would be scrapped, and a debt repayment moratorium applied to extant loans. Enforcement of coroprate tax payment, and cleaning up and closing of all offshore loopholes would ensure adeqauet tax income to cover this. Murdoch Grant and Fayed to be top of the IRS visit list.
5) The faith school system would be scrapped within 2 years. No more faith school selection systems - all schools open to local students on a priority basis. National curriculum strictly enforced with no leeway for religious bent. No exclusions for any faith. All schools to be secular within 2 years. No further funding for any faith based school. No OFSTEAD recognition for any faith based curriula content. Faith In Education laws to be repealed - no further requirement for curricula and day content.
6) The 20 Bishop peer seats in the House of Lords to be reassigned to secular peers.
7) Unemployed are to be offered the opportunity to do national government works such as road buiding, parks maintainance etc for a decent minimum wage a la 1930s German social works systems. where possibel training to be given on a vocational basis. Govt funding for works development programs such as public ammenaties, parks, sports facilities etc to be increased in line.
8 ) The NHS to be overhauled and put back on a socialised medicine basis a la France.
9) No more dole scounging clerics, bearded barbarians who preach hate, or other asylum shoppers. Come to the UK, learn English, work, pay taxes....or bye bye. Asylum to be better managed with people who actually do apply the UNHR rules.
10) Your taxes go up by a penny or two in the pound to pay for these points....tax and spend. Be assured that the pain will be applied to corporate tax avoiders as a priority though...so maybe in year 2 your taxes go down again.
11) All troops withdrawn from Afghanistan and Iraq. Military spending to be cut by minimum 10% per year for next 5 years. No more expensive policing actions in the boonies. No more fancy toys that sit doing nothing. Refocus military on asymetrical warfare using increased levels of "special forces" and lower levels of regular troops/planes/tanks/subs. Navy to be maintained at current levels...for now. We are a pissy little island....lets have a military to suit.
12) Legalise prostitution and brothels, and set up inspection and regulation body to monitor these using police who are redundant due to sensible drugs enforcement and targetted NHS staff. Tax em.
13) Smoking back in pubs, business initiatives to revitalise the trade.
14) Drastically increased support for schools, libraries, museums and public learning centres, especially ones which concern our own rich natural and industrial history. Stevenson, Brunel, Alan Turing, Fred Dibnah and other luminaries to be recognied with special "days".
15) Football, Rugby Tennis and Cricket coverage to be nationalised, taken out of Murdochs hands, and piped into TVs on a free basis. Park and sports fields to be funded and maintained better by government.
16) Full proportional representation in the House of Commons. Peerage award system to be made subject to public votes and vetos. Baroness Warsi to be de-peered.
17) Strict enforcement of hate speech laws in respect of EDL, and any bearded muslim barbarians who choose to picket courts and funerals waving banners advocating violence. Lock em up, deport the haters.
18) Sharia courts to be declared illegal and existing ones currently recognised closed down. One law for all.
19) Funding for arts and film to be maintained at decent levels. BBC to be subject to an arse kicking and made to refund news and world services.
20) retirement and pension age set at 60. Pensions to be increased to a decent level.
21) MP expenses and grants to be overhauled and increase systems made subject to a constituency veto/vote. Public declarations to be strictly enforced for all MPs and associated staff. Failure to disclose made a full fraud offence under the Theft Act, no privilidge applied. Second home payments to be removed. Travel expesnes for personal vehicles removed - public transport to be used.
22) Renationalise public transport. Put Stelios in charge of it.
23) Scrap the royal family payments. They are rich as hell, let them pay their own bills.
Just some ideas..... so vote Sandman.... you know it makes sense you slags!
"Science flew men to the moon. Religion flew men into buildings."
"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
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Come on Sandman, stop talking off the cuff and really think about it.!!!!