In my 13+ years in Thailand, I have only had food poisoning once, and that was from a fancy Japanese restaurant in Bangkok.
While the missus often buys meat from Tesco, I always buy from the local "side-of-the-road" guy, and never had a problem yet. Also, I enjoy Isaan style beef laab, which of course consists of raw beef, and still, no problems at all.
Now, I haven't checked statistics, but if you ask me, food poisoning is no more prevalent here than it is in other countries. I've been sick from food in my own country and in the UK, so obviously those high hygiene standards don't really make that much difference. Well maybe they do, but only financially because all those health inspectors and red tape costs money.
We had friends over from the UK a while back and took them to one of those buffet places in town. As soon as we started, my mate commented on the fact that we're working with raw meat and veggies, and what about cross contamination. I asked how he could eat the meat, to which he replied that's it would be okay because the meat will be cooked. Then I pointed out that the veggies are going into the soup, and will therefor be cooked as well - he did end up eating the soup, but you could just see the concern on his face. Talk about being conditioned
Look, if you spend all your life in a sterile room, and you're then let out, you're obviously going to get sick, simply because your body has never had a chance to build up an immunity.
On a slightly different note - you'll notice the Thais use loads of garlic in their cooking, and while I know they use it for flavor, garlic is actually quite effective at killing germs, bacteria, parasites, and etc. A quick Google search will reveal all

Don't try to impress me with your manner of dress cos a monkey himself is a monkey no less - cold fact