The wandering thread...

[STEVE G]

All I know about crickets I learned from bar girls who buy them from the insect vendor snack cart.

Yes, don't eat the legs! (The crickets that is.)
Anyone else tried those crunchy little frogs?

[richard]

Every day

[Randy Cornhole]

Yes, don't eat the legs!

Why...? Is it because there isn't much meat on them!

[Super Joe]

the most annoying noise I've ever heard at a sporting event is the singing and or buzzing noise made by soccer fans. the fans seem to make a buzzing noise like a million bees constantly throughout the entire game.

'buzzing' I've never heard, despite spending a good few years as a kid going to watch my local team Brentford when Spurs were away. They're called the 'Bees', but no buzzing there. But then on the alternate week there was a good chance of hearing the away fans at Spurs (if it were West Ham or Millwall) make this daft hissing sound. A lot. As a kid I thought they were imitating snakes, in order to scare us because they hadn't managed to get in the Shelf that game to scare us in person Took a good while before someone told me it was about a 'gas leak'

SJ

[BaaBaa.]

Took a good while before someone told me it was about a 'gas leak'

SJ

Bloody hell!

[Super Joe]

Bloody hell!

You know, and the whole 'yid' thing

SJ

[BaaBaa.]

I'd worked "the whole Yid thing" out cheers SJ, I didn't think it was about a knackered pipe in WHL!

Still.........

[STEVE G]

Yes, don't eat the legs!

Why...? Is it because there isn't much meat on them!

Well there is more meat on a chickens foot but no, they can stick in your throat like small fish bones.

[Randy Cornhole]

Could it be true that Obama doesn't have an American birth certificate!! Therefore shouldn't have run for president...?

Oh if only. I love an upset...

[Homer]

It makes the most annoying noise of any sport.

Sports fans in Los Angeles, California make the most annoying noise. At Dodger baseball games most of them are listening to the game on the radio because they love Vin Scully, who has been calling Dodger games since 1954. What's annoying is the time gap between when something good happens on the field and their reaction, because they don't know it's good until Vinny tells them.

LA Laker fans make annoying noise because they're on cell phones.

[Homer]

Could it be true that Obama doesn't have an American birth certificate!!

Omaha is a city in Nebraska, of course it doesn't have a birth certificate.

[STEVE G]

It makes the most annoying noise of any sport.

Sports fans in Los Angeles, California make the most annoying noise. At Dodger baseball games most of them are listening to the game on the radio because they love Vin Scully, who has been calling Dodger games since 1954. What's annoying is the time gap between when something good happens on the field and their reaction, because they don't know it's good until Vinny tells them.

LA Laker fans make annoying noise because they're on cell phones.

Yes, I must admit that I've no idea what a baseball game in Los Angeles sounds like so possibly it is more annoying.
In America you have unlimited jet-powered hydroplane racing which I can imagine could be more annoyingly noisy than formula 1, not to mention more damaging to the environment!

[STEVE G]

Could it be true that Obama doesn't have an American birth certificate!! Therefore shouldn't have run for president...?

Oh if only. I love an upset...

Wasn't he born in Newcastle or somewhere else in the third world?

[Randy Cornhole]

Wasn't he born in Newcastle or somewhere else in the third world?

If that is the case he can't be President!

Donald Trump is making a big hoo ha about it at the moment.

[PeteC]

Donald Trump for President of England and Tony Blair for President of the USA. They'd probably win. Pete