HE ARRIVES: The Imperial Wizard of the Universe arrives in hh 6-12. All those wishing to buy him free drinks shall met at Crawford's 6-15 at 8 sharp. His lowly traveling slave Bill will also be there. Do not ,repeate , do not buy Bill any drinks. He drinks like a fish , tells bad jokes, smells of sticken fishheads, is rude, crude and socially unacceptable. He's also American and loves G. Bush. He thinks the only good muslim
is a dead muslim and that the French people all belong in a crazy house.You can't miss Bill he's short , fat, ugly, old and looks alot like you. Be there or be square.