Yingluck walks into a bank.........

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Yingluck walks into a bank, and says "I'd like to make a withdrawal please.

The bankteller responds "Certainly, Ma'am! Can I get your ID card please?"

"But I'm Yingluck, the Prime minister of Thailand!"

"Yes ma'am, but we need ID if you want to make a withdrawal"

"Ask ANYBODY here who I am! They'll ALL tell you I'm Yingluck"

"Ma'am, with all the ID theft and fraud going around we are required to POSITIVELY prove the identity of anyone making a withdrawal. If you don't have your ID card, do you have something you can do that ONLY the real Yingluck can do?"

"I have no idea, what do you mean?"

"Well, a few years ago Tiger Woods came in, and he'd forgotten his ID. He pulled out a putter, and putted into a coffee cup from clear across the office off 2 walls! We knew from the putt that he really WAS Tiger Woods. Last year Andrei Agassi came in and he'd forgotten his ID. He pulled out a racket and hit a ball off 3 walls landing in the Managers water glass without spilling a drop! We knew from the hit that he really WAS Andrei Agassi"

"Hmm, I really don't know what I can do to prove to you that I really am Yingluck! I can't think of ANYTHING. Let me just call my brother and ask him what I should do!"

"That's PERFECT, Ma'am. how much would you like to withdraw?"

[hollister]

Yingluck swims into a bank ...