Aforisms

[Bamboo Grove]

Some good ones I came across today:

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

I received a rain-coat as a gift. I think I'll save it for a rainy day.

[bonnielass]

Funny you should mention that......
When I opened my bank account with Siam Commercial Bank, they gave me an umbrella.

[STEVE G]

A few more from the American comedian Steven Wright:


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Half the people you know are below average.

[Bamboo Grove]

I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.