Football dreams...

[dtaai-maai]

At 4 a.m. this morning I was playing football on a massive rugby pitch with a bunch of kids, some of whom had some remarkable physical handicaps.

I drew back my left foot in preparation for a long pass across the pitch, let fly, and then remember clearly thinking that someone had removed the ball.
My momentum rolled me over and tipped me out of the right-hand side of the bed. Then Mrs DM and I both woke up rather suddenly as I hit the edge of the bedside table right between my eyes. Ouch. Blood everywhere, but no black eyes so far.

Mrs DM still can't stop laughing...

Bloody football.

[GLCQuantum]

Hope ya okay though.. silly sod!

You must have been playing as Titus Bramble in your dreams - he often swings at nothing.

[PeteC]

A sure sign to stay off the chilies and curry for dinner. Pete

[Vital Spark]

I'm sorry, DM, I shouldn't really laugh but..

Let's hope you don't have a dream about bungy jumping or you'll be launching yourself off the top of the wardrobe and crushing poor Mrs.D.M.

VS

[dtaai-maai]

Let's hope you don't have a dream about bungy jumping or you'll be launching yourself off the top of the wardrobe and crushing poor Mrs.D.M.

It's not the bungy jumping dreams Mrs DM needs to worry about...

[GLCQuantum]

It's not the bungy jumping dreams Mrs DM needs to worry about...

I thought 'those' dreams cleared up into ya late teens! Gonna google that now... suppose it's like a bed wetter at 12.

Man I miss 'those' dreams....

[GLCQuantum]

After googling, I felt the Wikipedia thing was in little too much detail to post - it apparently happens for some in adulthood.

'Envious' doesn't even cut it

[dtaai-maai]

You wouldn't be envious if you'd seen Mrs DM saying good night to me just now wearing a crash helmet...

[GLCQuantum]

Words (for once) fail me!!