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Last night I went to The Squealing Pig bar in Soi 102, This morning I woke up in Australia and someone told me I had been smuggled .... who do I thank.. ? How did he get me into that small suitcase...Hmmmmm.... And how many humans are you allowed before you pay tax ?
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Oink oink! :)
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DogTired wrote:Last night I went to The Squealing Pig bar in Soi 102,
Hamming it up were we? A little sandwiched on that cheap flight?
You wrote'He'. Please post your cheap travel agent details. :thumb:
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A trolling we will go hi hoe a trolling we will go....
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No, he's just telling porkies...
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dtaai-maai wrote:No, he's just telling porkies...
O.K thats a new one..Porkies??? :oops:
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Pork pies = lies (rhyming slang) and that gets shortened to porkies
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dtaai-maai wrote:Pork pies = lies (rhyming slang) and that gets shortened to porkies

Thank you :bow:

Much like septic I would guess...
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Septic = Septic tank = Full of sh#t - also rhymes with Yank :wink:
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The slang much the same if you get that free trip to OZ.
1788 was a good year for free trips to OZ from Blighty :cheers:
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Re: Free trip to Australia

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The OP would not be from next door by chance? [with 1 post]?
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