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American with huge penis stopped at airport

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I was researching financial instruments and wanted to know what a stopped security was. This was the only story on the first page of Google:
American with huge penis stopped at airport
Agence France-Presse
Posted at 07/20/2012 2:34 AM | Updated as of 07/20/2012 10:37 AM

LOS ANGELES, California - A man known for his enormous penis was stopped by security at San Francisco International airport and questioned about the bulge in his pants, he was reported as saying Thursday.

Jonah Falcon, 41, has an organ which is 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13 inches (33 centimeters) erect, according to Rolling Stone magazine. He has featured in a number of documentaries about the world's biggest penises.

He was returning to New York from San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped, after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents saw a bulge hanging down over his left upper thigh.

"They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth," he said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

He told them it was his penis, and they checked around his crotch, although not too closely. He was delayed for five minutes. The incident was not his first. "I've gone through the (scanner) before, and I wasn't worried.

"What was the worst that was going to happen? I was going to have to whip it out for them? I'm used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I'm feeling up to it, I'll just show them."
It goes without saying that he informed the press himself.
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:lach: :lach: :lach:

For once I thought you were talking about John Defoe...
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I am happy I've only got 85% of the problems poor Mr Falcon has. Still, it's more than a handful.
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Mine is only 5".
The girls tell me that's thick enough. :cheers:
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Jonah Falcon - is he having a lend or a whale of a time?
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Derek Smalls goes through airport security:



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