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[buksida]

Today's words of wisdom:

Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you on its hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.

I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says:
"We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join The circus?"
The dog replies:
"Well, what would the circus want with a plumber".

[Randy Cornhole]

The 'forgotten post' club strikes again....
This gem from our own Buksida.... Well its funnyish but perhaps lacks the substance to carry it forward. A dog and a plummer? give me strength..

[redzonerocker]

far to much time on my hands!!!