Bus at 3am, arrived southern bus terminal just before 6am. Taxi over to Wireless Road to pick up a translation of the marriage cert - we'd faxed it on Monday. Kicked our heels until about 8am when the translation centre opened and then 10 min taxi ride to the outsourcing centre (as most of you will know, applications are no longer made at The Embassy). Arrived about 8.15am.
I was pretty impressed with the service at the new office. You will probably get mugged by a tout when you arrive. She showed us to a restaurant type place right next to the application centre. I quickly realised that the chap we spoke to was an agent and he was rattling on about how hard it was to get a visit visa "How are you going to prove that your wife will return to Thailand?". My answer was simply that if it was our intention to settle, we'd be applying for a Settlement Visa. Of course my wife will return with me - we're only going for a month for my brother's wedding. Anyway, he gave the documents a once-over and said that everything looked OK - no fee

The office proper opened at 8.30 sharp. We were number 7. A member of staff comes round as you're waiting and looks through the docs. She pointed out that we were applying for a visitor visa - we should have ticked family visit - easily rectified. Again, everything OK. You have to pay the 3,750 visa fee by banker's draft. That can be got in 5 mins at the office. The 450 handling fee can be paid in cash.
The woman at the counter checks everything again and is helpful. "OK, we'll split these docs" - one pile for my wife, one for me (bank statements etc). Given a receipt and reference number and we can track the visa's progress on the internet. We were told it should take 3-5 working days. Eventually, the internet will say that the passport is ready for collection. What they don't tell you is whether the visa's been granted. So, it'll be back up sometime next week, I reckon. Our hearts will be in our mouths as the outcome won't be known until my wife opens her passport

All in all, it took less than 30 mins there. Skytrain to Victory Monument and minibus back. Stepped in through the front door at about 1pm. Not bad going for 10 hours in total.
I'm enjoying a beer now, then it's time to pass out. I'll try not to think about next week too much as there's nothing that can be done now.