Oh, if only it was a true story ...
http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/p ... sed/27275/
All but PETA members will find this funny.
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Re: All but PETA members will find this funny.
“Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials” 
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
“Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
I guess that they had better stick to harassing little old ladies, wearing fur coats, in future
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
“Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
I guess that they had better stick to harassing little old ladies, wearing fur coats, in future
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Re: All but PETA members will find this funny.
Homer wrote:Oh, if only it was a true story ...
http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/p ... sed/27275/
If only..!
Reminds me of why I like Thailand so much - live and let live.
"A man who does not think for himself, does not think at all."
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