To finish my novel and for the people who expressed an interest in the finished draft to pick it up, print the bugger and pay me enough to set up permanently writing for the love of it rather than for work.
For the big sodding psycho tomcat that keeps tearing off bits of my smaller cat, Mr Squeek, and the little cats next door to stay still long enough, or carry out another home invasion - just long enough for me and my Som Tam stick to say hello.
For income to pick up so I dont have to return to the cold place. Being skint aint no fun, but at least here its warm
In fact for income to pick up enough so I can sort out a new visa, go back to the UK, then come back as last time reminded why I love living here and not there. Be good to see my parents as well.
For Hollydud to make a few films a month Id actually want to watch for a change rather than a handful in a year.
For Peter Jackson to admit making films in 48fps was the mistake of the decade and agree never to do it ever again...and to make sure the DVD releases are all the 24fps version. And apologise for turning a short 300 page novel into a 9 hour three film epic the same length as the whole LOTR trilogy.
For Mars rover to find evidence of archaic life on the planet Mars, or better still current subsoil bacterial life.
For Hollydud to admit the 3D fad is a shark that has been jumped over, run over in a tank till its a smear in the road, and agree to stop making films that are full of pathetic 3D cackola. For cinema fans to admit sitting there in a pair of RayBan like glasses makes you look like a cock.
For Brooks and Coulson to be tried and sent to prison for 10 years apiece with no appeal or parole, and for the Home Office to put permanent "No Entry" stamps into the passports of Indenial James and his Dirty Digger Dad
Then of course there is the
total fantasy wishes - for Thais to finally wake up to the fact Thaksin and his whole clan belong in permanent exile or behind bars, and for sane gun laws in the US.
"Science flew men to the moon. Religion flew men into buildings."
"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
