bad man from fitness at market village

[advocate]

I would tell him he must help pay to look after the child or you will claim against him for child support in Canada. Tell him you have talked with a Canadian lawyer. This will for sure get his attention.

Child support in Canada is determined based on his income and assets such as property, and would be much higher than paying voluntarily in Thailand. The child would also likely be entitled to a portion of his estate.

There are laws in Canada that provide that Canadians must help support their children, no matter where they are in the world.

The Canadian courts will demand a blood sample from him, to be compared against the childs blood sample. If he refuses to provide a sample, he will automatically be deemed to be the father and a court order will be issued of parentage. Then you apply for child support.

The whole procedure is fairly simple for any Canadian family lawyer, and their must be some Thai lawyers who are experienced in child support orders from foreign countries.

If he refuses to pay a Canadian court order he will lose his drivers licence and passport and eventually jailed for contempt of court.

You must do something, not for yourself, but for the child.

[m_right]

Sorry to hear this story. This is all to common world wide.

[advocate]

I should also mention that after you have a Canadian court order, you do not have to collect the money from him every month. The Canadian government will do this for you.

[dtaai-maai]

Oh bugger this for a game of soldiers...
You know when you make a New Year resolution and break it within a day?
Well, I resolved to stay away from anything remotely controversial on the forum.
It's still the 4th, so I think I haven't done too bad so far, but never mind, a few large Sangsoms seem to have done the trick.

I just can't believe anyone is taking this thread seriously.
Leaving aside the absurdity of the screen name and the implausibility of much of the story, just look at the text.

Most of it is the classic farang take on how Thais speak Engrish, but the overall quality of the written English is absurdly unrealistic for a "Thai farmer lady from the north" (the north? North of what? How many Thai farmer ladies or men wouldn't just say Isaan?).

Here are some random examples:

i believe no one can imagine how sad i am
i have no reason to lie
think about if would be your daughter
but in the mean time
i said to him one day in the car "can i be your lover?" not girl friend.he said why i say that he would like me to be both then we laugh
celeblate
gonna
i said no i want his clear answer
seculity
willing to kick me out of his life
i am good enough for him to respect

Some remarkable use of the conditional (would), phrases like "in the meantime" and idioms like "kick me out".
And to make it seem plausible there are silly Thaispeak spellings of "seculity" and "celeblate".

Enough already.
If the OP is an Isaan rice farmer then I'm a teetotal expat.
And if I'm wrong I'll not only eat my Panama hat, but I'll leave the forum in disgrace.

[Nereus]

If the OP is an Isaan rice farmer then I'm a teetotal expat.

Inclined to agree with you! There are many Thais that may speak good English, but it does not normally extend to writing, even when they may have been educated overseas.

[richard]

I was wondering too. What prompted me to consider it a real story is that often Thai girls will get a farang friend to write what they want to say in proper English. However, DM pointed out it is written in such a way as to make Joe Soap believe it is a Thai using pigeon English.

[big girl]

the point of english is that people who read they understand dont have to be perfect english right? and if i write perfect people may think i use tanslate so what.some people can speak but cant write.i am just famer lady so how many famer could speak and write english?

[GLCQuantum]

Oh bugger this for a game of soldiers...
You know when you make a New Year resolution and break it within a day?
Well, I resolved to stay away from anything remotely controversial on the forum.
It's still the 4th, so I think I haven't done too bad so far, but never mind, a few large Sangsoms seem to have done the trick.

I just can't believe anyone is taking this thread seriously.
Leaving aside the absurdity of the screen name and the implausibility of much of the story, just look at the text.

Most of it is the classic farang take on how Thais speak Engrish, but the overall quality of the written English is absurdly unrealistic for a "Thai farmer lady from the north" (the north? North of what? How many Thai farmer ladies or men wouldn't just say Isaan:
Here are some random examples:

i believe no one can imagine how sad i am
i have no reason to lie
think about if would be your daughter
but in the mean time
i said to him one day in the car "can i be your lover?" not girl friend.he said why i say that he would like me to be both then we laugh
celeblate
gonna
i said no i want his clear answer
seculity
willing to kick me out of his life
i am good enough for him to respect

Some remarkable use of the conditional (would), phrases like "in the meantime" and idioms like "kick me out".
And to make it seem plausible there are silly Thaispeak spellings of "seculity" and "celeblate".

Enough already.
If the OP is an Isaan rice farmer then I'm a teetotal expat.
And if I'm wrong I'll not only eat my Panama hat, but I'll leave the forum in disgrace.

... and that ladies and gentlemen is the truth of the matter. I could in no way have worded it better myself me.

[dtaai-maai]

Could in no way have worded it better myself me.

Are you trying to undermine my argument?

Fortunately...

the point of english is that people who read they understand dont have to be perfect english right? and if i write perfect people may think i use tanslate so what.some people can speak but cant write.i am just famer lady so how many famer could speak and write english?

I rest my case, milud.

[GLCQuantum]

^

I was trying to edit my last post to add the new one that 'Big Girl' put in, simply to add just how implausible it is that this is a 'Thai' poster. You got there before me DM...

[dtaai-maai]

Just kidding, GLCQ. In fact I think I may be falling in love with you. Alternatively, I may be falling into a bottle of, what is it... oops, now it's Jameson.



EDIT: Jameson? Sheesh, this is starting to get expensive. Time for bed...

[GLCQuantum]

Smirnoff is my friend for tonight....

[big girl]

i do!!! but sometimes if you make a joke in wrong moment possible you know size of my shoes

[Siani]

Oh bugger this for a game of soldiers...
You know when you make a New Year resolution and break it within a day?
Well, I resolved to stay away from anything remotely controversial on the forum.
It's still the 4th, so I think I haven't done too bad so far, but never mind, a few large Sangsoms seem to have done the trick.

I just can't believe anyone is taking this thread seriously.
Leaving aside the absurdity of the screen name and the implausibility of much of the story, just look at the text.

Most of it is the classic farang take on how Thais speak Engrish, but the overall quality of the written English is absurdly unrealistic for a "Thai farmer lady from the north" (the north? North of what? How many Thai farmer ladies or men wouldn't just say Isaan?).

Here are some random examples:

i believe no one can imagine how sad i am
i have no reason to lie
think about if would be your daughter
but in the mean time
i said to him one day in the car "can i be your lover?" not girl friend.he said why i say that he would like me to be both then we laugh
celeblate
gonna
i said no i want his clear answer
seculity
willing to kick me out of his life
i am good enough for him to respect

Some remarkable use of the conditional (would), phrases like "in the meantime" and idioms like "kick me out".
And to make it seem plausible there are silly Thaispeak spellings of "seculity" and "celeblate".

Enough already.
If the OP is an Isaan rice farmer then I'm a teetotal expat.
And if I'm wrong I'll not only eat my Panama hat, but I'll leave the forum in disgrace.

My suspicions arose when Big Girl put some of her text in inverted commas """"...you have to be quite "au fait" with the English language to do this. Yet on the other hand some of the word written by her are written in bad English with bad grammar.

[big girl]

ok thank you teacher