Caption Competition

[Jimbob]

I never feel the cold.

[Jimbob]

I want to be reincarnated as a silverback gorilla!

[barry720]

Hair today, hair tomorrow.

[Big Boy]

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[J.J.B.]

When Brian invited Tracey back to his place for a "good shag", she hasn't realised that it was because he was half man; half carpet.

[J.J.B.]

"Do you really think I suit a beard, though?"

[J.J.B.]

Mark thought that his screen test for the 'Shake n Vac' ad was going rather well...

[J.J.B.]

'Gorillas in your midst'...

[dtaai-maai]

[You should be shot for that, JJB! ]

[Dannie Boy]

Dr Bushies Magic Hair Restorer
Apply sparingly to the head only, do not use on other parts of the body.
Caution
Under no circumstances should you exceed the stated dosage, otherwise permanent damage may occur.

Why oh why didnt I read the instructions!!

[dtaai-maai]

I went in for a heart transplant, but the doctor's handwriting was awful.

[Big Boy]

Important Announcement

I've just realised that next weekend is Easter. Therefore the judges will be forced to take a well earned extended long weekend break, so won't be available to judge the competition. I have no option but to extend this week's competition by a further week.

[Arcadian]

I asked the Genie for a hair of the dog, look what I got.

[J.J.B.]

As Derek looked at his shrink, sat opposite him across the consulting room, he hoped that finally the reason behind his irrational fear of well-trained border collies and short-sighted Welsh rugby teams (celebrating lucky wins!) would be revealed...

[dtaai-maai]

Alf was the black sheep of the family.