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After an unfortunate incident with a zippered suit, Fred decided he'd never wear clothes again
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I have to go to the Vets now about a hairball problem :cry:
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Gesundheit!
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John has booked an urgent eye test with his optician. He realised that he had been using hair restorer cream instead of suntan cream :shock:
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Does he need a haircut? Yeti does!
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Surprisingly, Andrei Belikov's ball sack is hair free.
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'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'

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Dave had to give up running the 400 metres after he developed a fear of greyhounds.
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Economic Spin Doctor tarred and feathered by pi**ed off Cypriots.......
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Dave was beginning to regret his flippant attitude towards Chinese product safety standards....
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Alexi's "Lonely Hearts" introductory video was not doing him any favours.....
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Fortunately for Bob in this family photo, his abundance of hair distracted the family to the fact that his left testicle was hanging out.
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John made a small fortune selling his hair to the likes of Rooney.
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The disappointment showed - as Geoff realised he was not heading for a BBQ after signing up for the "Free Brazilian"....
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