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[JD]

Equine DNA found in Citroen.

[Big Boy]

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[Nereus]

I tella yu Luigi, da Godfather he just getta da head. Me a the BIGA BOSS a dis a mob, I getta ALL a da horsa!

[dtaai-maai]

Equine DNA found in Citroen.

[Bristolian]

A witness confirmed that the driver of the vehicle was a horse's ass!

[Bristolian]

Filming for the New Ford Mustang promo didn’t quite work out as planned.

[Bristolian]

1) A new menu item at a Mr Ed drive thru, in Paris, was a sure fired hit.
2) Would you like fries and a big coke with that sir?

[Bristolian]

Darling, when I told you to get your ass in gear, this was not what I had in mind!

[Bristolian]

Some say, ......The Stig walked away unharmed as Clarkson once more plays the horses ass

[dtaai-maai]

The addition of an extra fence at Aintree for the Grand National was not a success.

[dtaai-maai]

Holding the British Rally in the New Forest was not such a good idea after all.

[dtaai-maai]

This year's Grand National winner "Kamikaze" celebrates victory in style.

[Bristolian]

Darling!!, I said I wanted sugar in my tea not Shergar in my TT

[Bristolian]

My daughter says that her ass looks so big in that...and, pony tails are so, so 80s

[Bristolian]

Del Boy claimed that Trigger simply bolted when the Peckham Flyer backfired, Rodney, who was mounting trigger, at the time, is said to be in a right hump with a pain in the jacksie but is now cushty.