Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

I sypathise with the owner, I had a Hyundai Pony once; it was a heap of horse s**t and murder to drive.

[dtaai-maai]

Police suspected the driver may have caused the accident deliberately. Suspicions were raised when they saw his wife.
"She had a face like a horse's arse," said one officer.

[Frank Hovis]

Charles takes Camilla out for a drive in the country.

[Frank Hovis]

When dogging isn't extreme enough.

[Big Boy]

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[Bristolian]

Shergar has been found asleep in the ashtray of a Ford Mustang!!

[dtaai-maai]

Police are appealing to local children to stop throwing objects from motorway bridges.

[Bristolian]

“Comfortably seats four,' my ass!"

[Jimbob]

Police report that the driver choked on Hors d'oeuvres at the time of the impact.

[GLCQuantum]

The horse community was in such uproar about the 'burger incident', that martyring had become commonplace in some areas.

[Siani]

Tesco Boss caught trying to sneak out "Beef" from the back entrance

[dtaai-maai]

The driver said that at the time of the accident he was feeling a little hoarse.

[Bristolian]

The driver said that at the time of the accident he was feeling a little hoarse.

After the accident the driver said he was feeling more than a little hoarse

[migrant]

Hyundai's hybrid designers now realize that their new fuel "oat gasahol" emits cleaner fumes, but also needs some scent controls

[Siani]

No, it's not a Ford Mustang It's a Fiat Pinto