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I’m anticipating another GROAN from BB :D
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No, I'm still hurting from the last one.
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'Ere, give my left foot a scratch while you're there, would you?
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This week's competition has now closed.
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This week's top 5:

4th= dtaai-maai with "They were friends, but conversation was a bit stilted." (24 Points)

4th= dtaai-maai with "The new postman was allergic to grass..." (24 Points)

3rd dtaai-maai with "Old Frank never noticed that the post always came at exactly the time his granddaughter was upstairs getting dressed." (37 Points)

2nd Frank Hovis with "The Post will always get through; come Hell or high water. Well... come high water anyway." (38 Points)

1st place goes to Bristolian with "When he was told to “hire” a new postman, this was not what his boss had in mind" (41 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 12 May 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 May 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Old Frank never noticed that the post always came at exactly the time his granddaughter was upstairs getting dressed."
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Protect and Serve
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Sir, how much longer will we be on parade as I'm dying to spend a baht?
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Correct salute when patrolling soi Cowboy
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It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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I said "cock your rifles", not "point your rifles at your...."!!!!
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They don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring, Sir!!
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"PRESEEEEEEEEEEENT.... ARMS!"
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From now on, gentlemen, you are required to dress to the left.
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All those with balls, take one step forward. STAND STILL YOU 'ORRIBLE PEOPLE!!
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"Privates on Parade"
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Welcome to the advanced policing techniques course.
Lesson 1 in advanced tea money extraction
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