Message to 'some' English people

[Norseman]

And I think you have forgotten the RAF.
Not the airforce but the Red Army Faction, better known as the Baader Meinhof Group in Germany, and the Euskadi Ta Askatasuna (ETA) in Spain.
As you say Randy, not all Muslims are terrorists and neither are all Europeans terrorists!!

[Nomad]

I take offence and resent being compared to an Englishman!!! signed Mr. Arse Hole

[SuperTonic]

And I think you have forgotten the RAF.
Not the airforce but the Red Army Faction, better known as the Baader Meinhof Group in Germany, and the Euskadi Ta Askatasuna (ETA) in Spain.
As you say Randy, not all Muslims are terrorists and neither are all Europeans terrorists!!

Of course, and I forgot the biggest terrorist of the lot, George Bush. 2 pointless invasions, thousands dead, and 2 nations (America and Britain) in panic.

[Guess]

not all Muslims are terrorists but all terriorists are muslims! Nuff said!

OK Randy, I have to say I give in. There is obviously some Freudian unndercurrent to that statement that has gone above my simple head. It looks lie its the same with others too.

Please can you explain. I hope it is good because it could be taken as offensive given the number of innocent Muslims that are being killed right now at the hands of Western and Western Backed Terrorists, not forgetting of course our those on our own doorstep.

[Jaime]

the only way to settle this is to define the word terrorist!

[Guess]

Amen to that, arseholes need love too!

I think I've seen that film.

Yes, so have I. I am buggered if I can remember the ending though.

[Jaime]

Wahey! *drum roll & cymball crash!*

[Guess]

the only way to settle this is to define the word terrorist!

I have only managed to find a few dictionaries.

English. Anybody who dares to oppose their suppremacy of the planet.
US. Anybody who dares to oppose the supremacy of their masters.
AUS. Ditto.
Thai. Malay who live in Thailand.
Malay. Thais who live in Malaysis.
Isreal. All the neigbours if they are not Jewish.
Arabic. English and Americans.
Irish. The dickheads in the Norht
Northern Ireland. Drug dealers.
Essex. Milwall supporters.
North London. Spurs supporters.
West London. Leeds United supporters.
West Africa. Any hominid that still has a heart beat.
Chinese. Tawainese.
Taiwan. Chinese.
Singapore. People from all over the world that can not affor d to get them selves a life.
Finland. Russians and Swedes.
Cat language. PWEETA members.

I am sure that there must be many more out there.

[Jaime]

Cat language. PWEETA members.

And there we have it. It just goes to show that one man's terrorist is another's public servant!

[buksida]

I am sure that there must be many more out there.

Wot no Hampsters?

[PeteB]

Wot - no Hampsters?

Only with carefully manicured (or should that be pedicured) nails!

Jaime wrote:

SuperTonic wrote:
Amen to that, arseholes need love too!

I think I've seen that film.

Guess wrote:
Yes, so have I. I am buggered if I can remember the ending though.

nuff said (and it's only slightly off topic...................)

Peter

[Guess]

Hey Pete,I will let Jaime answer that one when he goes online

And here I am right on cue!

I thought the Welsh are eastern Irish, just on a different island? Pete

I can see you need some edicatin' Pete! But how to do it without boring everyone (I know it never stopped me before)?

Hmmm. How can I put it? What analogy can I use to describe the two main branches of the Celtic family; Brythonic (originally speaking 'P'-Celtic languages - Welsh, Breton, Cornish) and Goedelic (originally speaking 'Q'-Celtic languages - Irish, Manx & Scots Gaelic)?

OK, here goes.

The Welsh are the upland gorilla to the Breton chimpanzee and the Cornish benobo.

The Irish and Scots are more distant relatives, like orangutans and northern white-cheeked gibbons!

There was another smaller branch of the Celtic Family; Moronic (originally speaking 'R' - Celtic languages- Hereford, Wessex and Essex). These creatures could only be used in the sanitary trade for males and the SWT for females. They were dispesed over centuries to vaired locations within the Celtic empire even as far as Gibraltar where they can still be seen today copulating in public, stealing cameras brawling and many other antsocial actiiviities. Today some of them have even reached Hua Hin.

[STEVE G]

Guess wrote;
….even as far as Gibraltar where they can still be seen today copulating in public, stealing cameras brawling and many other antisocial activities.

Hi Guess;
The reason that the Barbary apes on Gibraltar are so antisocial is that for about 200 years, it has been considered entertainment in the Royal Navy, to drink heavily at lunchtime in the Mad Monk pub, and then go up the rock to taunt the poor things in the afternoon.
I remember that they were distracted by being fed bananas, and when their guard was down, pushed off the wall into a load of rocky bushes. You had to be careful though as they are, understandably, cantankerous things!

[Terry]

Soi Dogs?

[Guess]

I remember that they were distracted by being fed bananas, and when their guard was down, pushed off the wall into a load of rocky bushes. You had to be careful though as they are, understandably, cantankerous things!

Back on topic again. I wonder what the sailors did to the ensnared monkeys.