two that, at the mo, are doing the round in somewhat watchable quality CAMs, although in both cases Id recc waiting till proper DVDRIPS are out
THOR: THE DARK WORLD
After the climactic end of installment 1 (and the events of THE AVENGERS) the Asgardians repair Bifrost and begin trying to bring the warring 9 Realms under control. However, in a deep dark corner of the multiverse the old enemy awakes - Dark Elves - and set their eyes on regaining their ultimate weapon previously confiscated by the Asgardians.... the Aether. Unfortunately the hapless meddlings of earthling love interest Dr Jane Foster have resulted in the Aether infecting her and using her as a host, so now the Dark Elves are after her so they can destroy the whole 9 Realms and usher in a new age of darkness.....cue big things exploding.
Its a good fun romp and full of epic biffs, bangs and bashes, but it has none of the storyline heavy scripting of the first installment and is a little more like a special needs cousin to the first Ken Branagh directed outing. It also seems to have got a bad dose of GameOfThronesItis and gone all Lord Of The Rings mock medieval Ren Faire ish rather than the glowing art deco designs of the first flick.
Its still a stomping good cross between Conan and superhero flicks, and theres plenty of eye candy even if the cheesyness is whiffier and the IQ level lower. Well worth a watch when it comes out in proper DVDRIPs....also a good reason is there are no subs for the bits in Dark Elvish....which are significant.
Three hearty beer quaffing hammer swinging hoorahs and a keeper in cleaner DVDRIP format
then we move onto
HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE
After surviving the last round of gladitorial games it seems old Catniss and Peeta have started a bit of a rebellion across the slave districts of Panem, which causes old Bad Santa President Snow to have a shit fit, and so to stamp out the pesky plebs he needs to change the rules of the game and kill Catniss and her pasty patsy. Soooooooo, he changes the game entirely so the players are all past champions....and throws Catniss and Peeta into a killing match with all hardened killers of days gone by. Oh the humanity....
Sounds like ROLLERBALL eh? (ie - Champion of a deadly game becomes a hero for the oppressed who rise up, so elites change game to make it more deadly, only for the hero to still succeed). Deary me, first the author ripped off BATTLE ROYALE, then in book 2 ROLLERBALL. Whats up for round 3? RUNNING MAN perhaps? (Actually, having read a plot synopsis for the third book
Mocking-jay its
exactly a damn rip off of the third "act" of Running Man. Jeezus!)
what gets me is its not only ROLLERBALL for teens, its also sodding turgid. An hour and a half of the lass bleating about poor old me and how the world is so damn unfair, then a choppy, messy and downright dumb match where the supposedly triple hard killers drop like flies and are about as deadly as a mild dose of the trots.
Did I like it.... no. Somehow it manages to be more insipid and pointless than the first, and thats a proper achievement, and even duller and dumber. Will it make mega millions from the slavish adoring pre teen fans? Of coooooooourse!
Trash Twighlight cack for teen girls. Give me the real deal.... Jonathon E raising that bloody spike knuckled glove as he skates round a rink full of battered and bloody corpses before mashing the steel ball home for a final win.
dropped it, watched it, junked it. Game over

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"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."