Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

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This week's top 5

5th migrant with "The two old hippies were uncharacteristically not peaceful when the local gendarmes tried to get them to shave in the barbers" (34 Points)

4th migrant with "We'll teach you santas to leave presents that require assembly!!" (35 Points)

3rd Jimbob with "The Santa's' rejected Police requests to be clean shaven for ID checks.
They cited cultural observance for wearing beards and long hair like Sikhs and Hassidic jews" (37 Points)

2nd Dannie Boy with "And you expect us to believe that you were climbing up the roof to go down the chimney and deliver Xmas presents for the children - your nicked!!" (53 Points)

1st place goes to arcadianagain with "Let`s get them back to the station, then we can find out who is the imposter." (54 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
arcadianagain can't post photos, so the honours this week will fall to 2nd placed Dannie Boy.
Dannie Boy you now have until 23:59 on 12 Jan 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 Jan 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Let`s get them back to the station, then we can find out who is the imposter."

[Dannie Boy]

I don't recall seeing this one before!!

[Siani]

So there I was, at the pool side, half-lying on my back. And in my half-awake, dreamy doze I was vaguely aware I could hear somebody snoring loudly nearby. Like a train.
Someone was trying to wake me, saying I was disturbing others. As I came to, the snoring stopped. And I dozed back off.

[caller]

Afternoon tea was never like this at the Ritz!

[richard]

Sophia knew what to do but hesitated

[dtaai-maai]

The Russians are coming!!

[Bristolian]

The hotel First Aid booklet including resuscitation methods had clearly been poorly translated

[Bristolian]

Not what the hotel manager expected when he suggested "on the job" training for his junior staff

[Bristolian]

It appears that coffee is also a good way of getting UP in the morning

[Bristolian]

Darling, "I'd love a stiff coffee in the morning",had clearly been misunderstood.

[Bristolian]

Breakfast serving had finished but tiffin was still available

[Frank Hovis]

Sorry sir, the cappuccino machine is broken but this usually makes a good substitute.

[migrant]

Mabel forgot her glasses in her stateroom but figured it was no problem, she thought she had found the inflatable nipple for her pool toy

[Siani]

Excuse me Sir Surely all these pool side seats, either side, can't be reserved for your German friends?

[Dannie Boy]

Dave had really enjoyed his first trip to Thailand but when he got to the airport lounge, he fell fast asleep. Upon weakening, he was amazed at how realistic his dream had seemed!!