Caption Competition

[sandman67]

Last week's Angling Times Spot The Fish contest has, sadly, been cancelled after not one single member of our male readership managed to Spot The Fish.

[Big Boy]

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[Bristolian]

It was blatantly clear that these were not “Flatties”

[Jimbob]

She decided the fish net stockings were not needed to impress the anglers

[arcadianagain]

Uh that reminds me, make sure you put the rubber fenders out when we come alongside the quay

[migrant]

Sally showed the fish she caught, but the true game she was fishing for owned the boat, and she had just the bait

[arcadianagain]

Please miss can the captain have his eye-patch back

[PeteC]

From the looks on the fish's face, they are amazed as well.

[PeteC]

The secret of spearfishing for Alice is to hit the target immediately after her dive before her buoyancy devices return her to the surface.

[Jimbob]

Do you like the left one or the right one? They are both heavy.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

Sorry guys - had somewhere to go yesterday evening, and completely forgot

Papers are all back, and results will be published within the hour(ish).

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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This week's top 5(6) are:

5th= Bristolian with "It was blatantly clear that these were not “Flatties”" (19 Points)

5th= Jimbob with "She decided the fish net stockings were not needed to impress the anglers" (19 Points)

4th Dannie Boy with "Samantha had a pair of beauties, each weighing over 1 kg." (21 Points)

3rd Khundon1975 with "Q. Where did you get those two beauties?

A. From a plastic sturgeon in LA." (31 Points)

2nd dtaai-maai with "Mandy had a large size bikini, and boy could she fillet..." (36 Points)

1st place goes to sandman67 with "Last week's Angling Times Spot The Fish contest has, sadly, been cancelled after not one single member of our male readership managed to Spot The Fish." (48 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

sandman67 you now have until 23:59 on 14 Sept 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 19 Sept 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Last week's Angling Times Spot The Fish contest has, sadly, been cancelled after not one single member of our male readership managed to Spot The Fish."

[dtaai-maai]

Sandman's an occasional visitor these days, so as it's Sunday already I'll take the liberty of posting a photo on his behalf.

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[Big Boy]

A bit naughty, but as you're probably right (his last visit was to post the winning entry), OK