Caption Competition

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Do you think this is going a bit too far to get rid of the Soi dogs?
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"When you said you wanted to knock over a bank I thought you meant steal the money!"
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Big Gun.jpg
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The first Irish attempt at a potato gun was not an immediate success.
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Did you bring the ear plugs? No, did you?
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The Prods weapon of mass destruction pointed at the Sunday congregation
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Oh, Dick Cheney spoke out on Fox "News" about gun control?
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Remind me again which Vice President shot somebody in the face?
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Are you sure that the plans were in inches and not millimetres?
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For sale: Clean gun, only one previous owner, only fired once. His widow suggest that any buyer installs a recoil pad.
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Be careful this time, the last time you fired it, it took us nearly 10 minutes to walk back to where you pulled the trigger!
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Bullied all his life for having a small willy, John became obsessed with his gun.
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The Jerries may have Great Gustaf, but lets see how the troops face up to this!
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UKIP's proposals for tighter border controls were viewed as "likely unworkable".
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Seriously Geoff, size REALLY doesn't matter when you're firing blanks......
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Jeremy Clarkson really had pi**ed the locals off this time......
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