Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

Janet was well known for having a potty-mouth.

[Big Boy]

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[Frank Hovis]

Separated at birth - After almost 70 years Neville 'Noddy' Holder meets up with his twin sister Laurel 'Loo-roll' Holder and finds that she also has a genetic disposition to unusual headgear.

[Bristolian]

Linsy loo was on a roll with this idea.

[Bristolian]

When the ad agency phoned and said we have a role for you, Lu was not expecting this.

[Bristolian]

Japanese personal loo attendants, needed to bow at the end of every performance.

[Dannie Boy]

Mae was a big fan of the American soul singer Lou Rawls, but took her dedication a bit too serious.

[Bristolian]

Lost in Translation!
"To get ahead there comes a time when you can take all that shit and rise above it, or you can let it roll over you!"

[Frank Hovis]

Snot crocheting was unlikely to catch on at the Women's Guild.

[Frank Hovis]

Dear God, please hear my prayers: I beseech you to give me back my sight instead of plaguing me with this endless whiteness ... and also, if you have a minute, could you possibly have a look for a roll of toilet paper I've recently mislaid.

[JD]

Ever since her Labrador puppy ran off, Mary has been in the park trying to entice her back the only way she knows how.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed - oh so many disqualifications

[Big Boy]

pharvey , the competition papers have been e-mailed, please advise if they don't arrive.

[pharvey]

^Oh bugger - stuffed it again....

Email received - will get back to you ASAP.

[dtaai-maai]

pharvey, if you need any of the captions explained to you, just let me know...