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The crapper came a cropper!
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Maybe not Jericho but a trumpeting sound still brought the walls down.
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loo.jpg
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I know they said it might hurt having after the catheter, but that was agony
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That penis injection craze is not a good idea, look at the result.
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A different kind of toilet break
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Bladder control training included obstacle courses with various degrees of difficulty.
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Bruce Banner got very irritated while reading on the toilet.
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I TOLD you not to light up in there!
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Toilet Duck - “never mix different drain cleaning products”
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Fred was furious - all the bricks he'd ordered for his bathroom extension had holes in them.
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Big Boy done pissed off the local som tam seller when he unloaded in their toilet...
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Dave sweetheart, did you miss the toilet this morning when you went for a pee? ... and, err, are you're kidney stones playing up again?
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Mavis darling, you can cancel Dynorod sweetie, I managed to unblock the toilet :roll:
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Oh dear what can the matter be? :roll:
Three old ladies got locked in the lavatory
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