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Mmm........I would leave it a few minutes mate if I were you 

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I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down...... Oh, ahem, excuse me
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Mrs.Hulk became really angry after the toilet seat was left up
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After a severe bout of constipation, Harry found it necessary to go an apologise to the hotel manager 

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Doris....have you been trying to fix that loo holder to the wall again?
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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R E S U L T :
I've been on the road, so rather than keep dtaai-maai waiting, I've done the collation /marking again myself this week.
This week's top 5(6):
5th= GLCQuantum with "That was one hell of a number two." (17 Points)
5th= arcadianagain with "That new hand drier was a bit fierce" (17 Points)
4th Siani with "Mmm........I would leave it a few minutes mate if I were you" (21 Points)
3rd Siani with "Mavis darling, you can cancel Dynorod sweetie, I managed to unblock the toilet" (22 Points)
2nd arcadianagain with "Mrs.Hulk became really angry after the toilet seat was left up" (30 Points)
1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Fred was shitting bricks..." (32 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 12 Jul 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 July 15.
Big Boy's favourite - "Mavis darling, you can cancel Dynorod sweetie, I managed to unblock the toilet"
Next week's guest judge will be lindosfan1, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.
I've been on the road, so rather than keep dtaai-maai waiting, I've done the collation /marking again myself this week.
This week's top 5(6):
5th= GLCQuantum with "That was one hell of a number two." (17 Points)
5th= arcadianagain with "That new hand drier was a bit fierce" (17 Points)
4th Siani with "Mmm........I would leave it a few minutes mate if I were you" (21 Points)
3rd Siani with "Mavis darling, you can cancel Dynorod sweetie, I managed to unblock the toilet" (22 Points)
2nd arcadianagain with "Mrs.Hulk became really angry after the toilet seat was left up" (30 Points)
1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Fred was shitting bricks..." (32 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 12 Jul 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 July 15.
Big Boy's favourite - "Mavis darling, you can cancel Dynorod sweetie, I managed to unblock the toilet"
Next week's guest judge will be lindosfan1, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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Bernie, please stop saying "up a bit", "left a bit". "Philip's not as fast as he used to be, I can shoot to old bar steward without your help!!!"
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Yes Mam I know he's Greek but he has nothing to do with the current issues.
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This is how one should deal with Angela Merkel.
Is Bangkok a place or a nasty injury.......Eric Morcombe.
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You see Sargent, when I was in the SAS this is how we shot!!
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See how agile he is avoiding the shots. Charles can still be King.... Oops sort Charles!
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