If you owned an undertakers - what would you call it?

[Kraka's Dad]

The great Spike Milligan has
" I told you I wasn't well " on his headstone !!
Class to the end !!

[Trotter]

Living out in Cha Am wondering if I could start a business. Judging by the look of the Ferang population out here, an undertakers might be the most profitable option. But what should I call it? .....

Great idea Jockey. What about "Times Up"?

As a marketing gimmick you could offer a discount for repeat customers.

[Guess]

Nirvana

Belsen

Both Feet In.

Middlesborough.

The Dead Zone

The Real World.

Gasoline of the Future.

[darwinian]

Is this a good place to post my favourite epitaph?
There was a young fellow named Hyde
Who fell in a cesspit and died
His unfortunate brother
Fell in another
And now they're interred sid by side

[Jockey]

An epitaph to a bachelor lumberjack:

If only he had run one way
and the tree had fell the other
The unfortunate Willie McCallister
would still be living with his mother.

An epitaph to a laundry worker:

You were drawn into a mangle
now under this stone you lie
In a plot of ground that's 12 feet long
but only 1 inch high

An epitaph to a glass blower:

A friend of many
a friend so true
a pity he sucked
when he should have blew

An epitaph to Colonal Edmund Sidney (a very fine horseman)

Under this stone
all on his own
lies Colonal Edmund Sidney
His horse it cleared the 10 foot wall
but alas poor Sidney didnae.