My Best Xmas Present Ever

Post by **Huahinian** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:47 am

Happy birthday Sarge!

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:11 am

Thanks HH total panic pigs to big for the spit its been hilarious watching my family trying to decide what to do i stayed quietly chuckling to myself for half an hour then you should have seen their faces when i said cut the bluddy thing in half i am getting more like solomon every year nearly as old now anyway

Post by **lomuamart** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:13 am

Yeah, Happy Birthday, Sarge.
Mr and Mrs Lomu wish you all the best for the future.

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:26 am

Thanks Lomu much appreciated they are now drowning the pig in fluids of all concoctions frightening some stuff looked like bog cleaner at least it will come out in the wash approximately 50% of lampang arriving in half an hour or so i think lampang is shut today

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:47 am

Sorry to keep going on but for those that are wondering why i seem to be on the forum all the time when it is my day so to speak its simple the family keep telling me to bog of apparrently my solomonising was just a tad to funny
Oh the bog cleaner has been well diluted in lao khoa and chang beer they are now trying to teach the 2 legged pig to swim lampang is now split between petchaburi and cha am heading southish
Bulletins will be given until i am allowed outside,of the leash or god forbid they let me do sumfink

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:38 pm

STOP PRESS latest

Cha Am contingent arrived insurgency now well underway

Petchaburi intifadah now in Cha Am arriving ish

Pig stretched out getting suntan

looks like pig has a hangover (the big bowl)

I was allowed to go to the ATM

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:09 am

The pig is dead long live the pig the pig is eaten where is the next bugger the intefahdah and the insurgency is over they went to bed now that is people real people a great party and nice folks just being people long live people

may i wish every one the following may all nice people get what they justly deserve may all the arseholes get twice as much as they deserve

May all members and mods of this forum have a happy and prosperous 2007 gauged in happiness not dollars

mr and Mrs lomu, Dawn and friends thanks and my deepest wishes for your happiness and futures keep smiling we will win

Post by **The understudy** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:33 am

Happy Birthday Sarge!!!!
The understudy feels happy for you!!!! I hpe to see you soon in Hua Hin and get infected by your good mood and pleasant spirit you spread here I enjoy reading your posts very much which makes me chuckle overhere in "Amiland"!
Your's the understudy!

sargeant · Post by **sargeant** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:47 am

Thanks for that understudy same to you and your family pm me when you get here and we could meet up pity you werent here last night

Good morning dawn your and farooks company last night was much appreciated and thoroughly enjoyed mrs sarge crawled to bed 4 ish in the morning we were all up at 7 and the place is washed scrubbed stacked and then they are all of to the beach

Your lesson in UN diplomacy was probably an eyeopener (I did warn you) but he is a nice guy inside the ruff outer coating it is in fact shyness around women believe it or not

Have a nice day i wont be out tonight i am stacking another hangover on this one at a Thai party we go to every year so have a good and a very happy new year :party:

Post by **DawnHRD** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:38 am

Very enjoyable night, Sarge. Thanks for asking us.

Hope you enjoy your party tonight, I'm having a quiet night in. See you in 2007!