Caption Competition

[Vital Spark]

Rajeev had had enough of the captain picking on him. First his moustache wasn't thick enough, then his poofy hat wasn't straight - the gun inspection was the last straw...

[Big Boy]

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[Vital Spark]

It was Rajeev's last day at military camp. "Oh, Private Rajeev I see a speck of dust....." (bang)

[Dannie Boy]

Private Aftab, keep your finger away from the trigger

[GLCQuantum]

Mustafah loved rubbing the soldiers' shafts.

[hhfarang]

"I've tried and tried and can't lose this belly. Please put me out of my misery!"

[migrant]

"Private, there seems to be a bug in the barrel here, let me get it, Shoot, misse..........." The private didn't .

[Big Boy]

One of the lowest entries ever - this competition is closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Thank you to our guest judge, pharvey, for judging this week's competition. This week's top 5(6):

5th= Vital Spark with "It was Rajeev's last day at military camp. "Oh, Private Rajeev I see a speck of dust....." (bang)"

5th= Dannie Boy with "Private Aftab, keep your finger away from the trigger"

4th migrant with ""Private, there seems to be a bug in the barrel here, let me get it, Shoot, misse..........." The private didn't ."

3rd hhfarang with "I've tried and tried and can't lose this belly. Please put me out of my misery!"

2nd Vital Spark with "Rajeev had had enough of the captain picking on him. First his moustache wasn't thick enough, then his poofy hat wasn't straight - the gun inspection was the last straw..."

1st place goes to GLCQuantum with "Mustafah loved rubbing the soldiers' shafts."

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

GLCQuantum you now have until 23:59 on 25 September 16 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 30 September 16.

Next time will be the judges panel deciding your fate.

[Big Boy]

OK, I think GLC must be otherwise occupied - maybe getting drunk and abusing policemen again . I'll be busy in the morning, so rather than take the chance of no competition this week, I've taken something from the photo vault.

Sorry GLC.

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[arcadianagain]

Hello, RAC, you`re never going to believe this.

[Nereus]

Hallo Volkswagen? Mine car is leaking in varter!

[Dannie Boy]

I'm not sure about Brahms, but the boat is definitely on the Liszt

[Vital Spark]

Yeh, mate. Got a nice little motor for you. Seat's a bit wet 'cos the wife left the sunroof open. Other than that, it's sweet as.

[Vital Spark]

Sitting on the dock of the bay,
Watching the cars roll in,
Sitting on the dock of the bay,
Wasting time...