For some unknown reason I've always liked combining words with the same last and first letters into one word. No idea why, some black defect in my subconscious no doubt It would probably only work with adjectives followed by a noun, but I haven't really thought about it too deeply. I just notice the possibility when certain words follow each other.
Nymphoma (noun): an invasive condition exclusively affecting the minds of men over 55, resulting in the belief that women between the ages of 18 and 25 find them devastatingly attractive. It is not known whether it causes them to flock to SE Asia or whether SE Asia itself is the cause of the problem.
If untreated, it often develops into cynicitis, otherwise known as RDBS (Rent-Don’t-Buy Syndrome).
There is a female equivalent, Himphoma, but this is extremely rare.
dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:50 pm
Nymphoma (noun): an invasive condition exclusively affecting the minds of men over 55, resulting in the belief that women between the ages of 18 and 25 find them devastatingly attractive. It is not known whether it causes them to flock to SE Asia or whether SE Asia itself is the cause of the problem.
If untreated, it often develops into cynicitis, otherwise known as RDBS (Rent-Don’t-Buy Syndrome).
There is a female equivalent, Himphoma, but this is extremely rare.
dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:50 pm
Nymphoma (noun): an invasive condition exclusively affecting the minds of men over 55, resulting in the belief that women between the ages of 18 and 25 find them devastatingly attractive. It is not known whether it causes them to flock to SE Asia or whether SE Asia itself is the cause of the problem.
If untreated, it often develops into cynicitis, otherwise known as RDBS (Rent-Don’t-Buy Syndrome).
There is a female equivalent, Himphoma, but this is extremely rare.
Give this guy the gold medal - he won't be beaten
Yep absolutely top class!
A humbler offering:
I think the definition of Himphoma isn't correct though. It's actually quite common, and it's the SE Asian female which is infected (a local epidemic erupts) with an intense desire to laugh too loudly, touch, smile until teeth fall out and make multiple marriage offers when they see a gold Rolex or a bottle of Pol Roger Reserve in an ice bucket.