Limerick Thread

[Vital Spark]

DM: We've done New York. Pick another city.

VS

[Vital Spark]

How about:

There was an old man from Yonkers

[Dannie Boy]

There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers

[Homer]

There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling

[redzonerocker]

There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
And boy could she swing

[migrant]

There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
And boy could she swing
She sure was a woman who conquers

[Homer]

There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
And boy could she swing
While pummeling him with her knockers

[MDMK]

edited as it wasnt the 1st line of the next one, just sayiing I liked the last one

[redzonerocker]

edited as it wasnt the 1st line of the next one, just sayiing I liked the last one

Maybe should have been conkers then.

[MDMK]

edited as it wasnt the 1st line of the next one, just sayiing I liked the last one

Maybe should have been conkers then.

I've always been partial to a wee game o' conkers .... oo er mrs

[MDMK]

There was an old school marm called Mary

[redzonerocker]

There was an old school marm called Mary
Who's legs were awfully hairy

[Dannie Boy]

There was an old school marm called Mary
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that

[Homer]

There was an old school marm called Mary
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that
It made a good mat

[redzonerocker]

There was an old school marm called Mary
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that
It made a good mat
For the good folks that worked at the dairy