Limerick Thread

[MDMK]

He was known as Charlie The Cheap

[migrant]

He was known as Charlie The Cheap
When the bill came he'd not utter a peep

[Dannie Boy]

He was known as Charlie The Cheap
When the bill came he'd not utter a peep
He’d reluctantly hand over the cash

[MDMK]

He was known as Charlie The Cheap
When the bill came he'd not utter a peep
He’d reluctantly hand over the cash
Which made him break out in a rash

[Dannie Boy]

He was known as Charlie The Cheap
When the bill came he'd not utter a peep
He’d reluctantly hand over the cash
Which made him break out in a rash
Especially if the bill was a bit steep

[dtaai-maai]

I went to a bar with my wife

[MDMK]

I went to a bar with my wife
I got the drinks in to save any strife

[dtaai-maai]

I went to a bar with my wife
I got the drinks in to save any strife
But when we got home

[lindosfan1]

I went to a bar with my wife
I got the drinks in to save any strife
But when we got home
Her hands began to roam

[migrant]

I went to a bar with my wife
I got the drinks in to save any strife
But when we got home
Her hands began to roam
So I faked sleep to avoid loss of life

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a postman called Pat

[Dannie Boy]

There once was a postman called Pat
Who had a black and white cat

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a postman called Pat
Who had a black and white cat
He drove a red van

[MDMK]

There once was a postman called Pat
Who had a black and white cat
He drove a red van
He was a happy man

[migrant]

There once was a postman called Pat
Who had a black and white cat
He drove a red van
He was a happy man
Until his cat shat in his hat