Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a postman called Pat
Who had a black and white cat
He drove a red van
He was a happy man
But now he's dead, and that's that

[migrant]

Overlapping posts!

[migrant]

There once was a falang with overlapping posts

[MDMK]

There once was a falang with overlapping posts
But he cooked the most wonderful Sunday roasts

[Dannie Boy]

There once was a falang with overlapping posts
But he cooked the most wonderful Sunday roasts
His favourite was roast beef

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a falang with overlapping posts
But he cooked the most wonderful Sunday roasts
His favourite was roast beef
Wrapped in banana leaf

[lindosfan1]

There once was a falang with overlapping posts
But he cooked the most wonderful Sunday roasts
His favourite was roast beef
Wrapped in banana leaf
But it made his wife fat he boasts

[lindosfan1]

Can someone explain to me the game of cricket

[MDMK]

Can someone explain to me the game of cricket
And while they're at it, just what is a wicket?

[dtaai-maai]

Can someone explain to me the game of cricket
And while they're at it, just what is a wicket?
Okay, one team is in until they are out

[MDMK]

Can someone explain to me the game of cricket
And while they're at it, just what is a wicket?
Okay, one team is in until they are out
Anyone else know what he's on about?

[dtaai-maai]

Can someone explain to me the game of cricket
And while they're at it, just what is a wicket?
Okay, one team is in until they are out
Anyone else know what he's on about?
<sigh> If all else fails, just kick it...

[migrant]

I cut my lawn but, again, rain makes it grow

[Dannie Boy]

I cut my lawn but, again, rain makes it grow
At times like this it becomes my foe

[lindosfan1]

I cut my lawn but, again, rain makes it grow
At times like this it becomes my foe
I think I will concrete it