Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a wolfhound called Ruff
Whose owner walked around in the buff
He had cause for regret

[MDMK]

There once was a wolfhound called Ruff
Whose owner walked around in the buff
He had cause for regret
When he was naked and wet

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a wolfhound called Ruff
Whose owner walked around in the buff
He had cause for regret
When he was naked and wet
And his dog had not eaten enough

[migrant]

Today I get on a big plane

[lindosfan1]

Today I get on a big plane
My interest in flying does not wane

[PeteC]

Today I get on a big plane
My interest in flying does not wane
At 5,000 meters the fuel gauge reads empty

[Dannie Boy]

Today I get on a big plane
My interest in flying does not wane
At 5,000 meters the fuel gauge reads empty
I’m worried the plane won’t land gently

[Homer]

Today I get on a big plane
My interest in flying does not wane
At 5,000 meters the fuel gauge reads empty
I’m worried the plane won’t land gently
So I drink instead of complain

[Homer]

This thread's pages have reached 88

[MDMK]

This thread's pages have reached 88
No sign that it’s about to deflate

[lindosfan1]

This thread's pages have reached 88
No sign that it’s about to deflate
When two post at the same time

[migrant]

This thread's pages have reached 88
No sign that it’s about to deflate
When two post at the same time
We hope they both rhyme

[PeteC]

This thread's pages have reached 88
No sign that it’s about to deflate
When two post at the same time
We hope they both rhyme
Or one of them will suffer a dreadful fate

[pharvey]

Have to work once again in Nouadhibou

[PeteC]

Is "Nouadhibou" pronounced no-u-ad-hee-boo or no-u-ad-hee-bow?