Limerick Thread

[Dannie Boy]

Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
Silly me, I lost the padlock key
Dropped it while taking a wee
Luckily I found it - it got lodged in my sock

[Homer]

Embassy letters had proved my income

[dtaai-maai]

Embassy letters had proved my income
But in truth it was an inadequate sum

[lindosfan1]

Embassy letters had proved my income
But in truth it was an inadequate sum
So I went to an agent to fiddle it

[Homer]

Embassy letters had proved my income
But in truth it was an inadequate sum
So I went to an agent to fiddle it
'That's not a problem' he said 'for a Brit'

[dtaai-maai]

Embassy letters had proved my income
But in truth it was an inadequate sum
So I went to an agent to fiddle it
'That's not a problem' he said 'for a Brit'
But for a Yank it's a real conundrum

[Homer]

Ringo never played a conundrum

[dtaai-maai]

Ringo never played a conundrum
As he thought John and Paul would not welcome

[Homer]

Ringo never played a conundrum
As he thought John and Paul would not welcome
But George did not care

[pharvey]

Ringo never played a conundrum
As he thought John and Paul would not welcome
But George did not care
As his focus was on his hair

[MDMK]

Ringo never played a conundrum
As he thought John and Paul would not welcome
But George did not care
As his focus was on his hair
So Ringo focused mainly on the income.

[MDMK]

Ghosts and ghouls come out at this time of year

[dtaai-maai]

Ghosts and ghouls come out at this time of year
But it's only pretend, so there's nothing to fear

[PeteC]

Ghosts and ghouls come out at this time of year
But it's only pretend, so there's nothing to fear
Those who think that way may be in for a shock

[MDMK]

Ghosts and ghouls come out at this time of year
But it's only pretend, so there's nothing to fear
Those who think that way may be in for a shock
An evil spirit or zombie you should never mock