Limerick Thread

[Dannie Boy]

Ghosts and ghouls come out at this time of year
But it's only pretend, so there's nothing to fear
Those who think that way may be in for a shock
An evil spirit or zombie you should never mock
Or you may end up shedding more than just a tear

[PeteC]

Chilly days fill me with dread

[dtaai-maai]

Chilly days fill me with dread
I prefer to stay tucked up in bed

[lindosfan1]

Chilly days fill me with dread
I prefer to stay tucked up in bed
With a large hot water bottle

[Dannie Boy]

Chilly days fill me with dread
I prefer to stay tucked up in bed
With a large hot water bottle
As you read about Aristotle

[MDMK]

Chilly days fill me with dread
I prefer to stay tucked up in bed
With a large hot water bottle
As you read about Aristotle
Dreaming I was on a sun-kissed beach instead

[Dannie Boy]

It looks like the wet season is almost over

[PeteC]

It looks like the wet season is almost over
Will be nice to take my lass and go lay in the clover

[lindosfan1]

It looks like the wet season is almost over
Will be nice to take my lass and go lay in the clover
But someone will say it's wrong

[Dannie Boy]

It looks like the wet season is almost over
Will be nice to take my lass and go lay in the clover
But someone will say it's wrong
Especially if the wind is strong

[migrant]

It looks like the wet season is almost over
Will be nice to take my lass and go lay in the clover
But someone will say it's wrong
Especially if the wind is strong
But if it turns foul I'll have to make like a rover

[lindosfan1]

Sitting in my chair wondering what bar to go to.

[pharvey]

Sitting in my chair wondering what bar to go to
The Dirty Duck or The Twisted Corkscrew

[PeteC]

Sitting in my chair wondering what bar to go to
The Dirty Duck or The Twisted Corkscrew
Eye candy is best though at Tina's Temple of Tipple

[migrant]

Sitting in my chair wondering what bar to go to
The Dirty Duck or The Twisted Corkscrew
Eye candy is best though at Tina's Temple of Tipple
If you're lucky you may glimpse a nipple