Limerick Thread

[Homer]

In Hua Hin it rained all day
And it washes the dirt away
Most stayed at home

[dtaai-maai]

In Hua Hin it rained all day
And it washes the dirt away
Most stayed at home
But one flew to Rome

[lindosfan1]

In Hua Hin it rained all day
And it washes the dirt away
Most stayed at home
But one flew to Rome
Where the sky was not so gray

[dtaai-maai]

I once had a neighbour called Strange

[MDMK]

I once had a neighbour called Strange
Whose dog had a bad case of mange

[lindosfan1]

I once had a neighbour called Strange
Whose dog had a bad case of mange
So he took it to the vet

[MDMK]

I once had a neighbour called Strange
Whose dog had a bad case of mange
So he took it to the vet
Who lived in rural Tibet

[migrant]

I once had a neighbour called Strange
Whose dog had a bad case of mange
So he took it to the vet
Who lived in rural Tibet
At least it didn't cost him much change

[dtaai-maai]

I once had a neighbour called Strange
Whose dog had a bad case of mange
So he took it to the vet
Who lived in rural Tibet
At the top of a huge mountain range

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young barman called Matt
Whose beer was decidedly flat
To give it some fizz
He added some jizz
No problem for a wanker like that

[I was typing in the first line and the next 3 just popped out, sorry! Can anyone give me a better last line that scans properly?]

[MDMK]

The couple at number 45

[dtaai-maai]

The couple at number 45
Parked 6 cars and a bus on their drive

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young barman called Matt
Whose beer was decidedly flat
To give it some fizz
He added some jizz
No problem for a wanker like that

[I was typing in the first line and the next 3 just popped out, sorry! Can anyone give me a better last line that scans properly?]

Which he kept under the bar in a vat

With thanks to MDMK

[lindosfan1]

The couple at number 45
Parked 6 cars and a bus on their drive
When the vicar came round

[dtaai-maai]

The couple at number 45
Parked 6 cars and a bus on their drive
When the vicar came round
He fell to the ground