The couple at number 45
Parked 6 cars and a bus on their drive
When the vicar came round
He fell to the ground
When the wife said "vicar let's jive"
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He met a pole-dancer called Wendy
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Re: Limerick Thread
He met a pole-dancer called Wendy
Who was unusually bendy
you could fold her in two
Who was unusually bendy
you could fold her in two
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He met a pole-dancer called Wendy
Who was unusually bendy
you could fold her in two
And sneak into the zoo
Who was unusually bendy
you could fold her in two
And sneak into the zoo
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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He met a pole-dancer called Wendy
Who was unusually bendy
you could fold her in two
And sneak into the zoo
And the animals were very friendly
Who was unusually bendy
you could fold her in two
And sneak into the zoo
And the animals were very friendly
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Mary was sunbathing in the nude
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Mary was sunbathing in the nude
Which some might think rather rude
Which some might think rather rude
This is the way
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Mary was sunbathing in the nude
Which some might think rather rude
But her neighbors were pleased
Which some might think rather rude
But her neighbors were pleased
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Mary was sunbathing in the nude
Which some might think rather rude
But her neighbors were pleased
Though they always got teased
Which some might think rather rude
But her neighbors were pleased
Though they always got teased
This is the way
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Mary was sunbathing in the nude
Which some might think rather rude
But her neighbors were pleased
Though they always got teased
Mary tended to get a bit lewd
Which some might think rather rude
But her neighbors were pleased
Though they always got teased
Mary tended to get a bit lewd
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He failed as a porn story writer
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He failed as a porn story writer
Mary liked it she was a reciter
Mary liked it she was a reciter
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He failed as a porn story writer
So he became a crocodile fighter
So he became a crocodile fighter
This is the way
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He failed as a porn story writer
So he became a crocodile fighter
The croc liked bad porn
So he became a crocodile fighter
The croc liked bad porn